1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:14,114 ♪ One, two, one, two, three 4 00:00:14,147 --> 00:00:16,616 (big band music) 5 00:00:38,638 --> 00:00:41,207 (screaming) 6 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:47,347 (yelling and laughing) 7 00:00:52,619 --> 00:00:55,121 (laughing) 8 00:01:04,631 --> 00:01:07,167 (laughing) 9 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:24,117 (dog barking) 10 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:30,357 (fireworks screaming) 11 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:39,265 (fireworks booming) 12 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,702 - [Man] This way, this way! 13 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:43,636 Thank you. 14 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:59,285 (crowd talking and laughing) 15 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:08,561 - Oh! 16 00:02:34,587 --> 00:02:36,256 - [Miles] Nina! 17 00:02:36,289 --> 00:02:37,190 - Miles! 18 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:39,459 - Adam not back yet? 19 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:40,493 - What? 20 00:02:40,527 --> 00:02:42,362 - [Miles] Adam? Not back yet? 21 00:02:42,395 --> 00:02:43,697 - Any day now. 22 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:45,265 - [Miles] Isn't this too dull? 23 00:02:45,298 --> 00:02:47,334 - I've never been more bored in my life. 24 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:48,301 - [Miles] Drink? 25 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,236 - I'd kill for a martini. 26 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:51,304 - Spot of absinthe? 27 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,273 - Yes, at least a spot. 28 00:02:57,544 --> 00:02:59,713 (laughing) 29 00:03:03,383 --> 00:03:04,551 - [Woman] Whoa! 30 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:22,302 - I know you, don't I? 31 00:03:22,335 --> 00:03:24,404 - Lord Balcairn, how are you? 32 00:03:24,437 --> 00:03:26,473 - Very well, I know you, but I don't know you. 33 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:27,374 - Simon! 34 00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:29,709 Been the longest age. 35 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:30,643 Business or pleasure? 36 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:31,711 - Well the business of pleasure. 37 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:32,612 Adam not back yet? 38 00:03:32,645 --> 00:03:33,613 - Any day, poor lamb. 39 00:03:33,646 --> 00:03:34,781 - I'll just a. 40 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:39,352 - Who's your ferrety friend? 41 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:40,553 - Lord knows. 42 00:03:40,587 --> 00:03:41,488 What a foul party though, eh? 43 00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:42,155 - Isn't it, though? 44 00:03:42,188 --> 00:03:42,856 I was just saying to Miles, 45 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:43,690 "I don't think I've ever been 46 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:45,392 "so frantically bored in my life." 47 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:46,760 - Miles here? 48 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:49,362 - Supposed to be fetching me a drink. 49 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:53,533 - Ah, now dear, he really should be more discreet. 50 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:55,502 (flashing) 51 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:56,403 - Oh damn I've just remembered 52 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:57,804 where I've seen that little man before! 53 00:03:57,837 --> 00:03:59,506 He's a bloody photo rat. 54 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:00,573 Let's get him. 55 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:01,741 A rat! 56 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:02,909 A rat! 57 00:04:02,942 --> 00:04:06,613 Let's get him, the bloody photo rat! 58 00:04:06,646 --> 00:04:07,547 Oh! 59 00:04:08,481 --> 00:04:11,284 (crowd yelling) 60 00:04:21,561 --> 00:04:23,697 - [Man] Get the bloody rat! 61 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:30,437 (crowd yelling) 62 00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:35,508 (flashing) 63 00:04:37,677 --> 00:04:40,513 (breaking glass) 64 00:04:48,888 --> 00:04:53,560 (waves splashing and seagulls cawing) 65 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:00,867 (jazz music) 66 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:02,802 - [Girl] Keep your hands still. 67 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:05,505 - [Chastity] Not too hard, not too hard! 68 00:05:05,538 --> 00:05:07,874 - [Girl] Chastity, you're such a coward. 69 00:05:07,907 --> 00:05:08,541 - [Chastity] Ow! 70 00:05:08,575 --> 00:05:10,710 (laughing) (horn blowing) 71 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:13,346 (screaming) 72 00:05:15,548 --> 00:05:17,584 (laughing) 73 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:18,785 - [Girl] I don't feel so well. 74 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:19,786 I think I'm-- 75 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:20,887 (retching) 76 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:23,623 - [Girl] Oh you're disgusting. 77 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:45,545 (bell ringing) 78 00:05:45,578 --> 00:05:46,546 - Make way! 79 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:54,020 - [Announcer] And now we're (mumbles) 80 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:57,624 0-4 to Dover (mumbles). 81 00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:00,527 - [Girl] Did you see that steward? 82 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,861 He was winking at us? (laughing) 83 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:02,996 - [Girl] He was not! (laughing) 84 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:05,598 - Chastity, Piety, Endeavor. 85 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:07,334 This minute! 86 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,502 - [Girl] Yes, Mrs. Ape! (laughing) 87 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:13,940 - [Announcer] (mumbles) by boat going to London. 88 00:06:13,973 --> 00:06:15,942 - Come on, come on! 89 00:06:15,975 --> 00:06:17,744 - That your case, sir? 90 00:06:17,777 --> 00:06:19,813 - [Mrs. Ape] Girls, how many times have I had to-- 91 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:22,215 - Just some very old clothes and some books. 92 00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:23,550 - Books, eh? 93 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:25,985 And what sort of books, may I ask? 94 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:27,987 (boat whistling) 95 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:29,656 - Would you behave yourself? - Fortitude, 96 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:30,690 I forbid you to bounce. 97 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,692 - [Fortitude] Wee, whoa! 98 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:33,793 - Because if you lay against books, 99 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:35,462 their own secretaries. 100 00:06:35,495 --> 00:06:37,797 We can't stamp out literature in our own country, 101 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:40,667 we can at least stop it being brought in. 102 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:41,735 Hello, hello! 103 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:44,237 What's this? 104 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:45,705 - That's a book too. 105 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,607 One I've just written. 106 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,075 - Your name's Sue, is it? 107 00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:50,677 Dear, oh dear, oh dear. 108 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:52,579 - That's a pseudonym. 109 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:53,413 Su de Nime. 110 00:06:53,446 --> 00:06:55,682 - I can read, thank you very much. 111 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:57,050 - No, you don't understand, it's sort of a joke. 112 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,551 Su de Nime, pseudonym. 113 00:06:58,585 --> 00:06:59,919 Nom de plume. 114 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:01,588 - And what's this? 115 00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:03,456 - Vomit. 116 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:06,793 There was an accident. 117 00:07:06,826 --> 00:07:07,827 - You come along with me. 118 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:08,728 Briggs! 119 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,530 - [Briggs] Sir! 120 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:12,532 - I really must catch the train. 121 00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:14,567 - There are worse things than missing trains, 122 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:15,935 young Susan! 123 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:17,537 - [Man] Hey John, get a shot of that! 124 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:19,839 - Here they come! (flashing) 125 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:21,608 - [Agatha] You hit at me? 126 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:25,111 Oh no you didn't, you ghastly savages! 127 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:26,680 It was rude you-- - Books, sir. 128 00:07:26,713 --> 00:07:28,581 Goes by the name of Susan. - Ow! 129 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,884 - Well now, what's this about books? 130 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:32,686 - They're just books. - Get off me! 131 00:07:32,719 --> 00:07:35,288 - I'll be the judge of that, thank you! 132 00:07:35,321 --> 00:07:36,056 - Oh! 133 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,525 Adam, darling! 134 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:39,225 - [Adam] Hello Agatha! 135 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:41,594 - I never saw you on the boat. 136 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:42,495 I can't tell you the things 137 00:07:42,529 --> 00:07:43,997 that have been happening to me in there. 138 00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:45,298 The way they looked. 139 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:46,466 Too shaming! 140 00:07:46,499 --> 00:07:50,570 Positively surgical my dear, and such wicked old women. 141 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:51,871 I shall ring up every cabinet minister 142 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:52,839 and all the newspapers 143 00:07:52,872 --> 00:07:55,742 and give them the most shy making details. 144 00:07:55,775 --> 00:07:56,443 Let's find the train. 145 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,744 - I've got troubles of my own. 146 00:07:57,777 --> 00:07:58,712 - Well now. 147 00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:02,949 You can take these books and the dictionary, 148 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:04,551 minus this page, 149 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:06,886 thank you very much. 150 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,055 But this, Bright Young Things, 151 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:12,025 that's just downright dirt and is marked for burning. 152 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:12,692 - What? 153 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:13,893 There's no dirt in the book. 154 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:14,828 You must be misinterpreting-- 155 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:16,663 - I know dirt when I see it. 156 00:08:16,696 --> 00:08:17,831 Or I shouldn't be where I am today. 157 00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:19,899 - Do you realize my whole livelihood depends on that book? 158 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:21,067 I've already been paid for it. 159 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:24,104 - And my livelihood depends on keeping filth like that 160 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:25,772 out of the country! 161 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:27,640 - Archie Swert's giving a lovely party tonight. 162 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,709 So we simply have to catch the next train, 163 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:31,177 or I shan't have a chance to dress. 164 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:31,745 - Archie who? 165 00:08:31,778 --> 00:08:32,779 Oh God! (flashing) 166 00:08:32,812 --> 00:08:34,781 (questioning excitedly) - Oh you poor things! 167 00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:35,782 (flashing) 168 00:08:35,815 --> 00:08:38,151 Have you been waiting here in all this time? 169 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:41,955 (flashing) (questioning excitedly) 170 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:45,058 - I don't know what Lord Monomark's gonna say. 171 00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:47,060 Suppose he'll want his money back. 172 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:49,829 - The press is getting all together too bothersome. 173 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,931 Except when they aren't. 174 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:54,367 You won't forget to come to Archie Swert's party? 175 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:56,069 - Oh, I've got to get to my hotel. 176 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:59,939 - You're not still staying at Shepheard's, are you darling? 177 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:02,676 So many little people. 178 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,645 What can they all do with their lives? 179 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:07,380 When are you and Nina going to get married? 180 00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:08,815 I have just the trousers to wear 181 00:09:08,848 --> 00:09:10,684 and then you won't do it! 182 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,052 - Well I'm not sure we'll be able to. 183 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:12,919 Just here, will be fine! 184 00:09:12,952 --> 00:09:13,853 Thank you, driver. 185 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,188 - Darling, if you don't marry her soon, 186 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:16,122 someone else will. 187 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:16,990 And that will never do. 188 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:18,224 - Take the lady on to Brogan Street 189 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:21,094 and drop my luggage off at Shepheard's Hotel, Saint James. 190 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:22,862 - Right, sir. 191 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:23,396 - Bye, darling. 192 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:24,264 See you at Archie's. 193 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:27,667 (motor whirring) - 19 cents, 19 cents! 194 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:30,904 19 cents, boiled seals at party. 195 00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:34,007 Shocking pictures, shocking pictures. 196 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,842 Read Mr. Chatterbox! 197 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:39,679 Read Mr. Chatterbox! 198 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,147 Chatterbox tells all! 199 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:42,982 Shocking pictures! 200 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:44,684 Shocking pictures! 201 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:48,722 - London, Adam. 202 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:51,691 There's no place like it on God's green Earth. 203 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:53,026 Yep, quite a city. 204 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:55,995 For the first 20 years of my life, 205 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,664 the biggest town I ever saw, or hoped to see, 206 00:09:57,697 --> 00:09:59,666 was Necessity, Manitoba. 207 00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:01,067 Population 1,230 souls. 208 00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:05,038 Now, here I am, Prince of the greatest metropolis 209 00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:07,207 the world has ever known. 210 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,442 Gives a man to think, wouldn't you say? 211 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:11,678 - [Adam] Certainly. 212 00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:12,712 - Certainly. 213 00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:15,982 You're right there, Adam. 214 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,283 Certainly. 215 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:19,152 Now I believe you owe me a book. 216 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:20,220 A little late in delivery? 217 00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:22,055 - Ah, well now. 218 00:10:22,088 --> 00:10:24,157 The customs confiscated it. 219 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:27,160 - Now see here, you owe me 100 pounds, or one book. 220 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:29,195 - Well I suppose I could write it again. 221 00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:31,031 - Was it good? 222 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,098 - Well, you know. 223 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,868 - Don't ever believe English modesty is charming. 224 00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:37,470 It's irritating, is what it is. 225 00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:39,105 - It was exceptionally good. 226 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,807 - What is it with you people? 227 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,709 I have plenty of you working for me. 228 00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:43,910 Lord Balcairn. 229 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:45,011 Genuine Earl. 230 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:48,715 Does my gossip for me, under the name Mr. Chatterbox. 231 00:10:48,748 --> 00:10:49,749 Did you know that? 232 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:50,884 - Yes, I did know. 233 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:52,852 - A friend of yours, I suppose? 234 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:55,255 Bright Young Things, that was the title, right? 235 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,190 Tearing the lid off the young, idle and rich? 236 00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:57,991 My readers can't get enough 237 00:10:58,024 --> 00:10:58,892 of that kind of thing, Mr. Symes. 238 00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:00,994 I put Senor Mussolini on the front page, 239 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:03,196 nobody buys a copy. 240 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:04,964 Put a picture of one of your set in the nightclub 241 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,067 and can't print enough copies. 242 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,868 Are you a butterfly, or a bee? 243 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,070 - Excuse me? 244 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,938 - Do you wanna flit around looking pretty, doing nothing, 245 00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:13,940 or do you wanna make honey? 246 00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:15,342 I can't figure you out. 247 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:16,843 Your father worked for a living. 248 00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:18,111 A Greek professor, wasn't he? 249 00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:20,347 - Well professor, half Greek, rather than a Greek professor. 250 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:23,750 - You never get cute with somebody you owe money to. 251 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:26,786 What do you wanna do with your life? 252 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,755 - Well-- - Win the Nobel Prize? 253 00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:30,090 Raise children, smoke a pipe? 254 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,291 Climb mountains, fly airplanes? 255 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:32,258 Find the cure to influenza? 256 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,293 Govern India? 257 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,929 Hell, God gave you two legs and an immortal soul 258 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:37,097 in the capital city of the largest empire 259 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:39,132 the world has ever seen. 260 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,534 You gonna spend it eating plovers eggs 261 00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:43,837 and sucking up cocktails? 262 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:48,141 (ringing) 263 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:01,821 - [Nina] Miss Blount's residence. 264 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,023 - Hello? 265 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,324 May I speak to Miss Blount, please? 266 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,326 - I'll just see if she's in. 267 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:07,894 Who's speaking, please? 268 00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:09,362 - [Adam] Adam Symes. 269 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,564 - Oh, Adam. 270 00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:12,665 - [Adam] How are you, Nina? 271 00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:15,335 - Well I've got rather a pain, just at present, but. 272 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:18,338 - Well Nina, why are you putting on a voice? 273 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,206 - Thought you might be Madam DeRocque. 274 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,042 I owe her for some hats. 275 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:22,976 Welcome home, my darling. 276 00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:23,543 Where are you? 277 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,544 - [Adam] Fleet Street. 278 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,880 Darling there was rather a disaster at customs. 279 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:27,981 - [Nina] Yes I know, Agatha Runcible 280 00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,082 said they stripped her. - No. 281 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:29,816 No not that. 282 00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:31,818 Something awful happened to me. 283 00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:32,986 - [Nina] You too? 284 00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:35,021 Were they horribly intimate? 285 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,256 Let's meet at Archie Swert's party 286 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,390 and you can tell me all about it. 287 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,325 - Who is this Archie Swert? 288 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,960 - Oh, someone new. 289 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,228 One of the vulgar, but very rich. 290 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,597 If you are coming, don't dress up, no one will, 291 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:47,033 except Archie, which is always too funny. 292 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,268 - Nina, I don't know how to say this, 293 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:52,172 but I don't think I shall be able to marry you, after all. 294 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:55,108 - Oh, Adam you are a bore, why not? 295 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,977 - [Adam] They confiscated my book. 296 00:12:58,011 --> 00:12:59,346 - Beasts, who did? 297 00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:03,083 - I'll tell you about it tonight. 298 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:03,983 - [Nina] Yes, do. 299 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:04,984 Goodbye, darling. 300 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,353 Goodbye, my sweet. 301 00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:15,829 (motor whirring) 302 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,065 The Shepheard's Hotel, Saint James, please. 303 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,934 - [Driver] All right. 304 00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:25,372 Actually, I think I'll walk. 305 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:37,217 - Hike the try through, fairy princess. 306 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,887 Don't let me catch you wearing that scent again. 307 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,023 Well, you are a stranger. 308 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:43,957 - Hello, Lottie. 309 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,325 - Welcome back. 310 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,292 How's your father? 311 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,360 Dead? 312 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,129 Oy! Bella! 313 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:52,465 Mr. Fenwick-Symes post, if you please. 314 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,366 I don't know. 315 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,301 I should let her go, really. 316 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:58,238 She's wearing New Eden Noel, would you believe. 317 00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,205 - Thank you, Brazilio. 318 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,940 - It's a pleasure. 319 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,342 - We'd given you up for dead, dear. 320 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,343 How was Monte Carlo? 321 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:04,244 - Kent. 322 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,211 - Same thing. 323 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,946 We kept your room, for you. 324 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,381 I expect you're ready to pay a little bit on that. 325 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,183 - Well as a matter of fact-- - Come on in. 326 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:14,120 We were just thinking about having a little drink. 327 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:15,922 Oh, now! 328 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,958 Let me introduce you. 329 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:22,228 That's Mr. What's his name and over there in the corner, 330 00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:23,463 that's the Major. 331 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:26,132 And that's an American judge 332 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,934 and there's the King of Pomerania. 333 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,436 - Anatolia, actually. 334 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,172 But alas, no longer. 335 00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:35,075 - Poor chap, it's a shame! 336 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,043 They gave him the boot after the war. 337 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,211 Hasn't got a penny. 338 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:39,179 - It's true. 339 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,281 They steal my throne. 340 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,549 - [Lottie] There, there. 341 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:45,485 - My Godfather, the good archduke of Austria, 342 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:50,190 give me one time gold fountain pen with eagles on him. 343 00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:55,161 I loved well my gold fountain pen. 344 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:58,331 And then there was liberal minister. 345 00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:01,267 One man of exceeding evilness. 346 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,436 He come to talk with me and thump! 347 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:06,373 And talk too much about some things 348 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,309 I not understand and when he gone, 349 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:16,282 where was my gold fountain pen with eagles on him? 350 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:17,217 God knows! 351 00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:21,154 - A damn shame, sire. 352 00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:22,756 A damn shame. 353 00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:25,091 - [Lottie] There now, how about a drink? 354 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,459 - [Man] I'll have a murdering shotgun as it is. 355 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:28,361 - [Man] Don't worry. - Here, 356 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:31,064 I bet you can't do this. 357 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,132 Four coins. 358 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,333 One in each corner. 359 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,334 Two there. 360 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:35,402 Two there. 361 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,302 Two there. 362 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:37,337 Two there. 363 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,139 Two there, oh! 364 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,173 Three there. 365 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:41,074 Oh, four. 366 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,042 Four coins, all in a corner. 367 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,576 There you are. 368 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,078 Do it again if you like? 369 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,212 - There's a clever boy. 370 00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,447 Where'd they teach you that, then? 371 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,515 - Chaven Train showed me. 372 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:49,582 - Well it didn't look very hard. 373 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,184 - Just you try it. 374 00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:52,419 Bet you anything you like, you can't do it. 375 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,553 - How much will you bet? 376 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,121 - Anything he likes. 377 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,122 500 pounds? 378 00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,492 - Go on, you do it. 379 00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:01,494 He's got lots of money. 380 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:04,597 - All right. 381 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:12,439 So, two there. 382 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,542 Two there. 383 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,044 Two there. 384 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,380 Three there. 385 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,048 Four there. 386 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,283 Like that? 387 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,217 - Punchy. 388 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:28,121 Don't see anyone do it like that before. 389 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:31,124 Awful lot of money this week, with that trick. 390 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:31,825 Here you are. 391 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:34,127 - [Man] Well I'll be! 392 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,628 (laughing) - Well there's a thing. 393 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,597 I'll expect you'd like to buy everyone a drink now. 394 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,332 - Certainly. 395 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:40,033 - Toss you for it. 396 00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:43,069 Double the quids, best of three. 397 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,138 - Very well. 398 00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:48,308 - Heads. 399 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:50,310 - It is. 400 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,313 Call again? - Heads. 401 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,150 - Well I'm jeered. 402 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,218 You are a lucky chap. 403 00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,453 (laughing) 404 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:03,390 (ringing) 405 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:04,424 - Hello? 406 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,292 - Nina, it's Adam. 407 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,428 Darling, it's all right about our getting married. 408 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,263 I've got 1,000 pounds. 409 00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:11,498 - But angel, how? 410 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,300 - [Adam] I'll tell you about it when we meet. 411 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:17,237 (crowd talking) 412 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,138 - [Man] Aha! 413 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,406 - [Crowd] Ah! 414 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:20,874 - Well now. 415 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,509 What would you all do if you had a 1,000 pounds? 416 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:27,213 - Me, I would buy me one gold pen, with eagles on him. 417 00:17:27,681 --> 00:17:29,382 - I know what I'd do. 418 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,351 I'd put it on a horse. 419 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,619 - What horse? 420 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,621 - I'll tell you a likely outside of it 421 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:37,223 in the November Handicap. 422 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:41,594 Indian Runner, is a 20 to one in the Olds of Legion. 423 00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:44,698 You put a 1,000 pounds on it to win 424 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:48,268 and you did, you'd be rich, wouldn't you? 425 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,202 - Yes. 426 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,338 So I would. 427 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:54,641 - Well give me the 1,000 and I'll fix it. 428 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,112 - All right. 429 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:00,613 Why not? 430 00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,148 - Sound investment. 431 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:02,682 - Have a drink. 432 00:18:02,716 --> 00:18:03,616 - By all means. 433 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,220 - Darling, I've got a very important question to ask. 434 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,922 Do you know of a horse called Indian Runner? 435 00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:10,323 - Oh quite the worst sort of horse. 436 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,192 Mary Mass' mother owns it. 437 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:14,361 - It's not likely to win the November handicap. 438 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,296 - Quite sure not to, no. 439 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:17,197 Why? 440 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,232 - Oh bother it, Nina. 441 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,934 I don't think I shall be able to marry you after all. 442 00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,570 You see I've put that 1,000 pounds on Indian Runner to win. 443 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:24,938 - Well that was silly. 444 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,539 Can't you get it back? 445 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,241 - No it's a good point. 446 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,209 I'll see. 447 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,244 - [Lottie] Haven't run the dinner gong yet. 448 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,713 oh, where's that fairy princess? 449 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:37,617 - Lottie, where's the Major? 450 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:38,518 - What Major? 451 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,519 I never saw a Major. 452 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:40,954 - The one you introduced me to. 453 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,288 - How'd you know he was a Major. 454 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,456 - Well you said he was. 455 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:47,394 - I did? Not ever seen him before in my life (laughs). 456 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,262 (gonging) 457 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,364 Now we must all go up to dinner. 458 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:53,199 I should go up with you, King. 459 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,502 - I'm not feeling very hungry, to be honest. 460 00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,270 In fact, I'm feeling a little-- 461 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,805 - Well you hurry too, to the gentleman's. 462 00:18:58,838 --> 00:18:59,939 The last man to be sick on that carpet 463 00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:02,575 was cleaned out with a severance and I gave him what for 464 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:03,743 I can tell you. 465 00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,682 (water running) 466 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:15,321 (big band music) 467 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:16,523 (crowd yelling) 468 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:20,260 - By the way, why didn't you tell me it was fancy dress? 469 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,429 I feel such a prune. 470 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:23,396 - I forgot. 471 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:25,832 - No you didn't. 472 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,434 - [Woman] Wee! 473 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:28,668 - [Archie] My dear! 474 00:19:28,702 --> 00:19:30,804 - Oh look, Agatha! 475 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,038 - Usually worth a couple of paragraphs, 476 00:19:32,072 --> 00:19:34,841 but my editors got her on the front page tomorrow, anyway. 477 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,009 Customs nonsense. 478 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,377 - Oh. 479 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,745 And Adam's back. 480 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,580 Not that he's worth a mention. 481 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,349 - Look, there's Simon and Van, 482 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,384 writing about us, I bet. 483 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,252 I hope they write something nice. 484 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,454 Even Van described me 485 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:51,458 as England's premiere party animal last week, honestly. 486 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,393 - That's Adam Symes. 487 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:54,794 He looks so dashing. 488 00:19:54,828 --> 00:19:56,663 Everyone looks dashing, don't they? 489 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,365 Dashing is the new thing. 490 00:19:58,398 --> 00:19:59,733 - [Jane] Oh, I wish I was as sophisticated 491 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,401 as Agatha Runcible. 492 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,670 - It only takes a little titanium on the cheek. 493 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,405 A little less eyebrow. 494 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,740 I can cut them for you, if you like. 495 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:07,640 - Really? 496 00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:08,441 Really, really? 497 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:09,109 Oh would you? 498 00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:10,110 - I can't believe I managed 499 00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:12,445 to let them drag me from the customs like that. 500 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:15,515 Now I've got Lottie's bill to pay and we can't get married. 501 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,483 - There's always my Papa, 502 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,718 I believe he's much richer than he looks. 503 00:20:18,752 --> 00:20:20,620 I'd ask him to give us some money. 504 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:23,390 - Well, Mr. Adam, Archie Swert. 505 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,359 - Such a wondrous party, Archie. 506 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:26,760 You are too clever. 507 00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:27,794 - Ah! 508 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:31,865 - You should certainly win the costume, right? 509 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:38,405 - Adam really, that's how Archie always dresses at parties! 510 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:39,606 - Orchid, stop. 511 00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:41,074 New paragraph. 512 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:45,445 Simon, the ol Balcairn, dressed as a most unconvincing 513 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:49,549 Duke of Wellington, as in boots, yes. 514 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:52,686 Yes. 515 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,822 Might be worth sending a few photographers over. 516 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,557 (flashing) (questioning excitedly) 517 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,692 - How too dreary! 518 00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:00,493 They're like flies, aren't they? 519 00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:01,594 - I think they're after Agatha. 520 00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,663 - You know her father made the most crashiest speech 521 00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:05,732 about customs (mumbles) in House of Lords this evening. 522 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,335 Several businesses burst into tears, apparently. 523 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:09,903 - That dreadful Simon Balcairn, I say. 524 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:10,904 He tipped them off. 525 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,505 Where are we going? 526 00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:13,440 - Half past three. 527 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:14,374 Lottie'll be closing now. 528 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:15,642 How about the Ritz? 529 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:18,411 - Oh, talk sense dear, it's not while I'm dressed like this. 530 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,446 - [Agatha] I say my has any of, 531 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:22,382 I've lost my keys, it's just too bogus of me. 532 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:25,452 - Why don't we all go on to my house? 533 00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:30,690 - So that's agreed then. 534 00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:31,958 You can go up to Doughton tomorrow 535 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:34,394 and I'll wire Daddy and tell him your coming. 536 00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:35,929 - Would he like me, do you think? 537 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:36,863 - Oh how couldn't he, 538 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:39,599 with you being so sweet and everything? 539 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,501 - Why can't you come too? 540 00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:44,938 - I already told you, I have a pain. 541 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,640 - Bacon and eggs, everybody! 542 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:48,575 Champagne! 543 00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:50,443 - Darling the oddest host. 544 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,712 Do you think there are any glasses? 545 00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:55,982 - I just don't know where Daddy keeps them. 546 00:21:56,016 --> 00:21:58,385 Such a bore, darling. 547 00:21:58,418 --> 00:21:59,652 So sorry, darling. 548 00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:01,454 - Well, it is rather Ferush drinking 549 00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:03,690 from decanters after all. 550 00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:06,526 - What strange ancestors you have, Jane. 551 00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,595 All so serious looking. 552 00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:11,164 It's as if they're gazing into my soul 553 00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:13,566 and finding something rather horrid. 554 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,435 - Oh they probably are. 555 00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:16,569 - I say, Mary. 556 00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:18,872 What do you know of your mother's horse, Indian Runner? 557 00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:20,774 - Oh I don't dare even think about it. 558 00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:22,876 Mommy says he's a donkey. 559 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:24,944 Do you know Jane Brown? 560 00:22:24,978 --> 00:22:25,845 - How do you do, Miss Brown? 561 00:22:25,879 --> 00:22:27,781 So sweet of you to have us all around. 562 00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:29,416 - Oh no. 563 00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:31,418 Such a pleasure. 564 00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:31,985 I often, 565 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:35,021 do have some bacon. 566 00:22:35,055 --> 00:22:36,389 - Thank you. 567 00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:38,925 - Oh I say, Jane. 568 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:41,027 It will be all right, me staying here tonight, won't it? 569 00:22:41,061 --> 00:22:42,195 I mean my latch key. 570 00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:44,597 - It'll be fine, Agatha, darling. 571 00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:45,932 Quite fine. 572 00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:47,934 - Do you have a piano, dear? 573 00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:49,803 I have a strange longing to play 574 00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:52,672 something crimson and obscene by Busoni. 575 00:22:52,706 --> 00:22:53,740 - Or a rag. 576 00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:54,774 Do let's have a rag. 577 00:22:54,808 --> 00:22:56,743 - I'm not sure. 578 00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:58,578 My father's asleep upstairs. 579 00:22:58,611 --> 00:22:59,779 He might-- - Oh! 580 00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:02,482 How boring! 581 00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:04,017 - I saw some Crem de Menthe in the kitchen. 582 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:05,919 - What good's Crem de Menthe, child, 583 00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:07,687 when I wanted a piano. 584 00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:09,589 - Only the piano's on the first floor, you see. 585 00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:11,624 - I don't suppose anyone has any naughty salt? 586 00:23:11,658 --> 00:23:12,525 - We must go. 587 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,694 - There might be some in the kitchen, 588 00:23:14,728 --> 00:23:15,595 but the bacon's quite-- 589 00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:18,231 - No dear, naughty salt. 590 00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:21,835 Mother might just have some in her compact. 591 00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:26,539 - [Nina] Miles is being beastly and upsetting poor Jane. 592 00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:27,674 Besides, you've got to look 593 00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:30,810 all pretty and frisky for my Papa. 594 00:23:30,844 --> 00:23:33,613 (serious music) 595 00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:50,764 - And how was Mr. Swert's dance, Jane? 596 00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:52,699 Did you have a good time? 597 00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:54,801 - It was just too divine. 598 00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:58,004 - It was what, Jane? 599 00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:01,908 - I mean, it was lovely, Mama. 600 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:04,644 I say, Mama. 601 00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:07,814 I asked a girl to stay the night. 602 00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:10,717 - What an extraordinary thing to do! 603 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:11,985 Did she accept? 604 00:24:12,018 --> 00:24:12,886 - Yes. 605 00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:15,822 She's here now. 606 00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:17,023 - Morning all! 607 00:24:17,057 --> 00:24:18,658 The right room at last. 608 00:24:18,692 --> 00:24:20,593 Do you know I popped into a study, or something. 609 00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:22,996 There was a sweet old boy, sitting at a desk. 610 00:24:23,029 --> 00:24:24,631 Did looked surprised to see me. 611 00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:25,932 Was he old Papa? 612 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:27,701 - And this is Mama. 613 00:24:29,703 --> 00:24:30,837 - How are you? 614 00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:32,572 I say I think it's simply too sweet of you 615 00:24:32,605 --> 00:24:34,741 to let me come down to breakfast like this. 616 00:24:34,774 --> 00:24:38,111 You sure you're not furious with me? 617 00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:40,613 All of this is really much more embarrassing for me, 618 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,115 isn't it, don't you think? 619 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:43,550 Or don't you? 620 00:24:44,918 --> 00:24:47,787 - Would you like to help yourself. 621 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:54,728 - Mother, the most extraordinary thing. 622 00:24:54,761 --> 00:24:55,895 I must be losing my reason. 623 00:24:55,929 --> 00:24:58,031 I was in my study just now, 624 00:24:58,064 --> 00:25:00,133 I was just going over my speech 625 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:01,768 and suddenly the door opened 626 00:25:01,801 --> 00:25:05,905 and in came some sort of dancing hot and tot woman. 627 00:25:05,939 --> 00:25:08,908 And then just said, "Oh, how shy making!" 628 00:25:08,942 --> 00:25:12,645 And then disappeared and I turned to-- 629 00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:16,149 Oh (laughs) how do you do? 630 00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:17,784 - And this is my husband. 631 00:25:17,817 --> 00:25:20,053 I don't think you've met before. 632 00:25:20,086 --> 00:25:21,354 - Only for a second. 633 00:25:21,388 --> 00:25:22,122 Hello! 634 00:25:24,224 --> 00:25:27,794 - Martha never told us we were having guests. 635 00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:32,832 Forgive me if I appeared a little inhospitable (laughs). 636 00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:38,672 Oh, why doesn't somebody say something? 637 00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:39,873 - Oh look! 638 00:25:39,906 --> 00:25:40,774 Monicle! 639 00:25:40,807 --> 00:25:42,809 Jimmy Vanburough's column. 640 00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:44,077 He's got the front page. 641 00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:46,680 Midnight Orgies at Number 10, it says. 642 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:48,782 What a scream (laughs). 643 00:25:48,815 --> 00:25:50,750 Shall I read it to you? 644 00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:55,822 At about 4 a.m., the policeman posted outside 645 00:25:55,855 --> 00:25:58,725 the Prime Minister's residence, was surprised to witness, 646 00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:00,093 isn't this too amusing, 647 00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:02,829 the arrival in Downing Street of a fleet of taxis, 648 00:26:02,862 --> 00:26:06,099 from which emerged a gay throng in exotic, fancy dress. 649 00:26:06,132 --> 00:26:07,400 How I should've loved to have seen it. 650 00:26:07,434 --> 00:26:08,134 Can you imagine! 651 00:26:09,769 --> 00:26:12,972 Amongst those present, was the honorable Agatha Runc, 652 00:26:13,006 --> 00:26:14,407 oh that's me (laughs). 653 00:26:14,441 --> 00:26:16,876 What an extraordinary thing! 654 00:26:20,814 --> 00:26:21,715 Oh. 655 00:26:23,183 --> 00:26:24,884 Oh my God! 656 00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:26,853 - Begging your pardon, Sir James. 657 00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:28,722 A Mrs. Proudfoot wants to know 658 00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:32,726 why there is talcum powder on the table in the cabinet room? 659 00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:34,928 - Talcum powder in the cabinet room? 660 00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:37,197 - Well, it looks like talcum powder, 661 00:26:37,230 --> 00:26:39,132 but it doesn't smell of it, sir. 662 00:26:39,165 --> 00:26:41,101 Mrs. Proudfoot was wondering if it might be 663 00:26:41,134 --> 00:26:44,738 anarchist gunpowder and should we send for the army? 664 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:46,706 - Oh dear, this is really all to shattering. 665 00:26:46,740 --> 00:26:48,241 I perhaps, don't see me out. 666 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:51,678 I shall write the tenderest thank you letter, I promise. 667 00:26:51,711 --> 00:26:53,880 (bells ringing) (questioning excitedly) 668 00:26:53,913 --> 00:26:56,049 (flashing) 669 00:26:58,318 --> 00:27:00,086 - Disgusting! 670 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,022 Absolutely disgusting! 671 00:27:04,090 --> 00:27:07,861 They need a good bloody war, if you ask me. 672 00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:08,828 - Excuse me? 673 00:27:08,862 --> 00:27:10,230 - That lot. 674 00:27:10,263 --> 00:27:14,901 Jinking in and jazzing about like Mexican beans. 675 00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:18,171 A sound of guns and a smell of gas. 676 00:27:18,204 --> 00:27:21,141 That'll soon stop all that. 677 00:27:21,174 --> 00:27:22,876 Disgusting. 678 00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:24,911 - I should imagine it is. 679 00:27:24,944 --> 00:27:26,146 - What? 680 00:27:26,179 --> 00:27:27,881 - The sound of guns and the smell of gas, 681 00:27:27,914 --> 00:27:29,883 I should imagine it is disgusting. 682 00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:31,217 - No. 683 00:27:31,251 --> 00:27:32,986 Them! 684 00:27:33,019 --> 00:27:33,987 - Ah. 685 00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:35,722 - [Driver] Parasites! 686 00:27:35,755 --> 00:27:37,190 - [Adam] Is Doughton all much further? 687 00:27:37,223 --> 00:27:39,793 - [Driver] About half a mile. 688 00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:42,095 (jazz music) 689 00:27:54,808 --> 00:27:56,910 - Shilling a mile, 15 bob. 690 00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:09,789 (bell ringing) 691 00:28:19,566 --> 00:28:21,167 - Don't ring twice. 692 00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:22,836 (dog barking) 693 00:28:22,869 --> 00:28:24,104 What do you want? 694 00:28:24,137 --> 00:28:24,971 - Good afternoon. 695 00:28:25,005 --> 00:28:26,206 Is Mr. Blount in? 696 00:28:26,239 --> 00:28:28,074 - There's no Mr. Blount here. 697 00:28:28,108 --> 00:28:30,043 This is Colonel Blount's house. 698 00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:32,879 - I'm sorry, I think the Colonel is expecting me to lunch. 699 00:28:32,912 --> 00:28:35,281 - Nonsense, I'm Colonel Blount. 700 00:28:38,385 --> 00:28:40,253 (horn honking) 701 00:28:40,286 --> 00:28:42,889 (thundering) 702 00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:50,030 (bell ringing) 703 00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:51,398 Yes? 704 00:28:51,431 --> 00:28:52,999 - Would you mind awfully if I just telephoned 705 00:28:53,033 --> 00:28:54,401 to the station for a taxi cab? 706 00:28:54,434 --> 00:28:56,369 - I don't have a telephone. 707 00:28:56,403 --> 00:28:57,337 Why don't you come in? 708 00:28:57,370 --> 00:28:59,939 It's absurd to walk to the station in this 709 00:28:59,973 --> 00:29:02,208 15 miles, for God sake. 710 00:29:02,242 --> 00:29:03,243 Are you mad? 711 00:29:05,211 --> 00:29:07,380 Come about the vacuum cleaner, have you? 712 00:29:07,414 --> 00:29:08,281 (dog barking) 713 00:29:08,314 --> 00:29:09,049 - No. 714 00:29:10,150 --> 00:29:12,185 - Hang your hat and coat here. 715 00:29:12,218 --> 00:29:15,021 I hope you haven't got wet. 716 00:29:15,055 --> 00:29:18,992 Shame you didn't bring your vacuum cleaner. 717 00:29:19,025 --> 00:29:20,960 Can't be helped. 718 00:29:20,994 --> 00:29:22,395 How are you? 719 00:29:22,429 --> 00:29:24,297 (dog barking) 720 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:25,398 Do sit down. 721 00:29:25,432 --> 00:29:27,067 I must read these cables. 722 00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:30,303 I've quite forgotten, they came this morning. 723 00:29:30,337 --> 00:29:31,204 Oh dear. 724 00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:33,873 Don't think me discourteous, 725 00:29:33,907 --> 00:29:35,842 but I'm afraid it's impossible for me 726 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:37,877 to ask you to luncheon. 727 00:29:37,911 --> 00:29:41,181 I have a guest coming on intimate family business. 728 00:29:41,214 --> 00:29:44,384 It's some young rascal, who wants to marry my daughter. 729 00:29:44,417 --> 00:29:46,453 - Well I want to marry your daughter too. 730 00:29:46,486 --> 00:29:49,122 - What an extraordinary thing. 731 00:29:49,155 --> 00:29:50,223 Are you sure? 732 00:29:51,491 --> 00:29:52,992 - Perhaps the telegram's about me. 733 00:29:53,026 --> 00:29:54,260 What does it say? 734 00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:58,298 - Engaged to marry Adam Symes. 735 00:29:58,331 --> 00:29:59,966 Expect luncheon. 736 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:00,867 Nina. 737 00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:01,334 Are you Adam Symes? 738 00:30:01,368 --> 00:30:02,202 - Yes. 739 00:30:02,235 --> 00:30:03,169 - Well why didn't you say so before, 740 00:30:03,203 --> 00:30:05,905 instead of going on about a vacuum cleaners? 741 00:30:05,939 --> 00:30:07,073 How are you? 742 00:30:07,107 --> 00:30:08,641 (dog barking) (thundering) 743 00:30:08,675 --> 00:30:11,211 Mrs. Floyd, lay a place for Mr.-- 744 00:30:11,244 --> 00:30:12,112 - Symes. 745 00:30:12,145 --> 00:30:13,480 - Symes. 746 00:30:13,513 --> 00:30:17,183 Better give him his own decanter, Mrs. 747 00:30:17,217 --> 00:30:20,120 Can't be passing up and down all the time. 748 00:30:21,521 --> 00:30:25,358 So you're the young fool who's going to marry my daughter. 749 00:30:25,392 --> 00:30:26,993 - I very much hope so, sir. 750 00:30:27,027 --> 00:30:28,428 - How much money have you got? 751 00:30:28,461 --> 00:30:32,032 - Well, I had a 1,000 pounds last night. 752 00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:34,668 I gave it all to a drunken Major. 753 00:30:34,701 --> 00:30:36,403 - What did you do that for? 754 00:30:36,436 --> 00:30:38,204 - Well, I hoped to put on Indian Runner. 755 00:30:38,238 --> 00:30:39,072 - Excuse me. - For the November 756 00:30:39,105 --> 00:30:42,008 Handicap. - Never heard of the animal. 757 00:30:42,042 --> 00:30:44,244 When will you next have some money? 758 00:30:44,277 --> 00:30:45,512 - When I've written some books. 759 00:30:45,545 --> 00:30:48,682 See I owe Lord Monomark, for an advance. 760 00:30:48,715 --> 00:30:50,250 And until I get it written, I rather hope, 761 00:30:50,283 --> 00:30:52,252 well we rather hoped, that you might help us. 762 00:30:52,285 --> 00:30:53,086 - How could I help you? 763 00:30:53,119 --> 00:30:55,255 I've never written a book in my life. 764 00:30:55,288 --> 00:30:56,122 - No, we-- 765 00:30:56,156 --> 00:30:58,992 - Wrote a letter to the Times once. 766 00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:00,527 Never published. 767 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:05,465 - We thought that, well that you might give us some money. 768 00:31:05,498 --> 00:31:08,068 - You thought that, did you? 769 00:31:09,469 --> 00:31:13,006 I think that's an admirable idea. 770 00:31:13,039 --> 00:31:15,275 I don't see any reason why I shouldn't. 771 00:31:15,308 --> 00:31:17,010 How much do you want? 772 00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:17,811 - Well, you know. 773 00:31:17,844 --> 00:31:20,914 - Would 1,000 pounds be any help? 774 00:31:22,215 --> 00:31:24,484 - Yes, it would, indeed. 775 00:31:24,517 --> 00:31:26,119 Both be terribly grateful. 776 00:31:26,152 --> 00:31:27,487 - Not at all, my dear boy. 777 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,489 What was your name, again? 778 00:31:29,522 --> 00:31:31,424 - Adam Symes. 779 00:31:31,458 --> 00:31:33,026 Fenwick-Symes. 780 00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:36,162 - Knew a Fenwick-Symes at Oxford. 781 00:31:36,196 --> 00:31:37,997 - My father. 782 00:31:38,031 --> 00:31:40,200 - He wasted all his money on horses too. 783 00:31:40,233 --> 00:31:41,101 Or was it women? 784 00:31:41,134 --> 00:31:42,035 No! 785 00:31:43,036 --> 00:31:43,937 Books! 786 00:31:45,005 --> 00:31:46,272 ♪ All of the indigable men 787 00:31:46,306 --> 00:31:48,041 ♪ Who did the rumba 788 00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:48,742 ♪ When they-- 789 00:31:48,775 --> 00:31:49,309 - Nina! 790 00:31:52,045 --> 00:31:53,446 ♪ She said that love 791 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,448 ♪ Should be impulsive 792 00:31:55,482 --> 00:31:57,250 ♪ But not compulsive 793 00:31:57,283 --> 00:31:58,985 ♪ And synchultation 794 00:31:59,019 --> 00:32:00,353 ♪ Has a discouraging affect 795 00:32:00,387 --> 00:32:02,055 ♪ On procreation 796 00:32:02,088 --> 00:32:03,356 ♪ And that she'd rather read the book ♪ 797 00:32:03,390 --> 00:32:04,424 ♪ And that was that 798 00:32:04,457 --> 00:32:07,961 (romantic dance music) 799 00:32:10,630 --> 00:32:13,233 ♪ Shouldn't begin the beguine 800 00:32:13,266 --> 00:32:16,169 ♪ When they're besotten 801 00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:17,337 Nina! ♪ Then there's the pain 802 00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:18,505 ♪ And the (mumbles) 803 00:32:18,538 --> 00:32:22,409 ♪ She cast the man who taught her too ♪ 804 00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:26,079 ♪ She cast her fortitude 805 00:32:26,112 --> 00:32:27,013 - Darling! 806 00:32:28,214 --> 00:32:30,216 Why are you dancing like that? 807 00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:32,252 Nina, I'm so excited. 808 00:32:32,285 --> 00:32:33,186 - Why what's happened? 809 00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:34,587 - Everything, I'll tell you in the car. 810 00:32:34,621 --> 00:32:35,488 - Car? 811 00:32:35,522 --> 00:32:37,123 - A lot of the hotels owe me some money, 812 00:32:37,157 --> 00:32:38,324 so I've hired a car. 813 00:32:38,358 --> 00:32:39,492 - No, what have you done, darling, do stop dancing about. 814 00:32:39,526 --> 00:32:40,026 - I can't stop. 815 00:32:40,060 --> 00:32:41,294 - Adam you tell me. 816 00:32:41,327 --> 00:32:45,465 - Look out of the window and see if you can see a limousine. 817 00:32:45,498 --> 00:32:47,100 - Adam, what have you been up to? 818 00:32:47,133 --> 00:32:47,667 I will be told! 819 00:32:47,701 --> 00:32:49,235 ♪ And met a sailor 820 00:32:49,269 --> 00:32:52,372 ♪ Who had a plant of wooden leg in Venezuela ♪ 821 00:32:52,405 --> 00:32:54,607 My dear, 1,000 pounds. 822 00:32:54,641 --> 00:32:57,110 Did my Papa give you that? 823 00:32:57,143 --> 00:33:00,146 - Honey, I'm not dressed for dinner! 824 00:33:02,082 --> 00:33:03,383 I'll look after this check. 825 00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:04,417 Poor Adam! 826 00:33:04,451 --> 00:33:05,385 - Why do you say that? 827 00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:06,252 - I don't know. 828 00:33:06,286 --> 00:33:07,520 I say, what a grand car! 829 00:33:07,554 --> 00:33:08,822 - Nina, why did you say poor Adam? 830 00:33:08,855 --> 00:33:10,223 - I don't know. 831 00:33:13,293 --> 00:33:15,395 - [Chaffeur] Where to sir? 832 00:33:18,565 --> 00:33:21,134 (laughing) 833 00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:24,137 - I don't know, Chichister. 834 00:33:24,170 --> 00:33:25,105 - Oh darling, not Chichister. 835 00:33:25,138 --> 00:33:28,208 Show up in front of awful Chichister people. 836 00:33:28,241 --> 00:33:28,842 - Brighton. 837 00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:29,843 - Do be serious? 838 00:33:29,876 --> 00:33:32,145 - [Chaffeur] They say Arondale's very pleasant 839 00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:33,213 at this time of the year, sir. 840 00:33:33,246 --> 00:33:34,414 - Arondale, what fun. 841 00:33:34,447 --> 00:33:35,515 - All right, then! 842 00:33:35,548 --> 00:33:36,449 Arondale. 843 00:33:38,151 --> 00:33:41,254 (engine revving) 844 00:33:41,287 --> 00:33:42,589 We'll be married tomorrow. 845 00:33:42,622 --> 00:33:45,291 And we won't ask anybody to the wedding. 846 00:33:45,325 --> 00:33:46,226 Oh blast! 847 00:33:46,259 --> 00:33:47,494 - What is it? 848 00:33:47,527 --> 00:33:49,662 - I've forgotten Balcairn's taking me to luncheon tomorrow. 849 00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:51,431 We're gonna have to wait til the afternoon to marry. 850 00:33:51,464 --> 00:33:53,199 - Simon, whatever for? 851 00:33:53,233 --> 00:33:54,467 He'll take you to Chez Espinosas 852 00:33:54,501 --> 00:33:56,169 and you won't get a thing to drink. 853 00:33:56,202 --> 00:33:56,870 - Oh I don't know. 854 00:33:56,903 --> 00:33:57,804 He wants a favor. 855 00:33:57,837 --> 00:34:01,307 - Hell, write in Mr. Chatterbox, probably. 856 00:34:01,341 --> 00:34:02,575 I can't possibly marry you in the afternoon. 857 00:34:02,609 --> 00:34:03,710 I'm having my hair done. 858 00:34:03,743 --> 00:34:08,214 You can't have forgotten it's Margot's party tomorrow? 859 00:34:08,248 --> 00:34:09,182 - I don't believe you really think 860 00:34:09,215 --> 00:34:12,585 we are going to be married, Nina, do you? 861 00:34:12,619 --> 00:34:13,486 Or do you? 862 00:34:14,721 --> 00:34:18,091 - Yes, I just, I don't know, I just. 863 00:34:20,694 --> 00:34:22,228 I don't believe that we're ready 864 00:34:22,262 --> 00:34:24,464 to find things like that ever do happen. 865 00:34:24,497 --> 00:34:26,132 I don't know why. 866 00:34:30,704 --> 00:34:33,606 Oh I do like you so much, tonight. 867 00:34:34,941 --> 00:34:35,875 - I'll send the car back at Arondale 868 00:34:35,909 --> 00:34:40,347 and get a nice early train in the morning. 869 00:34:40,380 --> 00:34:42,749 - But darling, am I going to be seduced? 870 00:34:42,782 --> 00:34:45,218 - I'm afraid you are. 871 00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:47,153 Do you mind, terribly? 872 00:34:49,389 --> 00:34:52,125 - Not as much as you'll let it. 873 00:34:55,762 --> 00:34:58,665 (uplifting music) 874 00:35:12,212 --> 00:35:14,481 - And you said really divine things didn't happen. 875 00:35:14,514 --> 00:35:15,715 - I didn't think it was a total divine, 876 00:35:15,749 --> 00:35:17,484 it's given me a pain. 877 00:35:18,351 --> 00:35:19,219 And now that's it morning, 878 00:35:19,252 --> 00:35:21,721 I've got something horrid to tell you. 879 00:35:21,755 --> 00:35:24,324 - I don't think anything can ever be horrid ever again. 880 00:35:24,357 --> 00:35:26,726 - About that check, my Papa gave you. 881 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,462 - Don't think it's going to help as much as you thought. 882 00:35:29,496 --> 00:35:31,598 - Well it's a 1,000 pounds, isn't it? 883 00:35:31,631 --> 00:35:34,200 - Just look at it, my sweet. 884 00:35:38,571 --> 00:35:40,407 - I don't see anything wrong. 885 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:41,408 Oh good Lord! 886 00:35:41,441 --> 00:35:43,276 The old fool has signed it Charlie Chaplin. 887 00:35:43,309 --> 00:35:44,544 - That's what I mean, darling. 888 00:35:44,577 --> 00:35:46,312 When did you notice this signature? 889 00:35:46,346 --> 00:35:49,315 - As soon as you showed it to me last night. 890 00:35:49,349 --> 00:35:52,218 Only you looked so happy, dancing about in my flat, 891 00:35:52,252 --> 00:35:54,421 all by yourself, I didn't like to say anything. 892 00:35:54,454 --> 00:35:55,689 - The old devil. 893 00:35:57,357 --> 00:35:58,758 - Anyway, at least you've had some fun out of it, 894 00:35:58,792 --> 00:36:00,293 haven't you, or haven't you? 895 00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:01,494 - Haven't you? 896 00:36:01,528 --> 00:36:03,563 - Darling, I've never hated anything so much in my life. 897 00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:07,767 Still, as long as you enjoyed it, that's something. 898 00:36:10,503 --> 00:36:11,404 - Charlie Chaplin, eh? 899 00:36:11,438 --> 00:36:13,440 That's rather priceless. 900 00:36:13,473 --> 00:36:15,241 I don't suppose I could use that in my column? 901 00:36:15,275 --> 00:36:16,676 - Oh, certainly not! 902 00:36:16,710 --> 00:36:18,378 - No, I thought not. 903 00:36:18,411 --> 00:36:20,580 Look, I hope you don't mind coming here. 904 00:36:20,613 --> 00:36:22,515 The truth is, I get meals free, if I mention them 905 00:36:22,549 --> 00:36:23,850 occasionally in my page. 906 00:36:23,883 --> 00:36:26,786 Not drinks, unfortunately. 907 00:36:26,820 --> 00:36:28,555 Althos, who's here? 908 00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:33,793 (laughs) Yes, not a bad list. 909 00:36:33,827 --> 00:36:34,761 I'll see who I can mention. 910 00:36:34,794 --> 00:36:35,762 - Thank you, my Lord. 911 00:36:35,795 --> 00:36:36,663 Would you like a table? 912 00:36:36,696 --> 00:36:37,497 Cocktail? 913 00:36:37,530 --> 00:36:39,332 - No I don't think I want a cocktail. 914 00:36:39,366 --> 00:36:40,567 I haven't really time. 915 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,035 Would you like a cocktail, Adam, they're not very good here. 916 00:36:42,068 --> 00:36:42,769 - No thanks. 917 00:36:42,802 --> 00:36:44,337 - Are you sure? 918 00:36:52,379 --> 00:36:55,815 They always stick me at this bloody table. 919 00:36:55,849 --> 00:36:59,386 Yes, the lager beer is rather good. 920 00:36:59,419 --> 00:37:01,354 - The lager will do perfect. 921 00:37:01,388 --> 00:37:02,756 - Two small glasses of lager, please. 922 00:37:02,789 --> 00:37:03,723 - [Waiter] Certainly, sir. 923 00:37:03,757 --> 00:37:04,724 - Are you sure? 924 00:37:04,758 --> 00:37:05,792 - Yes, truly. 925 00:37:08,395 --> 00:37:09,896 - Oh look, there's Brone, isn't it? 926 00:37:09,929 --> 00:37:11,364 The Prime Minister, just leaving. 927 00:37:11,398 --> 00:37:12,832 - Yeah, I rather think it is. 928 00:37:12,866 --> 00:37:15,368 - I wonder if he's going to resign after the other night. 929 00:37:15,402 --> 00:37:17,437 It's typical of Vanburough to get that juicy story 930 00:37:17,470 --> 00:37:18,571 about Agatha at Downing Street. 931 00:37:18,605 --> 00:37:22,308 I mean why couldn't Miles have tipped me off instead? 932 00:37:22,342 --> 00:37:25,679 Just because I wouldn't let him, you know, an Oxford. 933 00:37:25,712 --> 00:37:27,681 Oh what a cad Miles is. 934 00:37:29,382 --> 00:37:32,786 Adam, his mother's got a party tonight, hasn't she? 935 00:37:32,819 --> 00:37:34,621 For that evangelist, Mrs. Malrose Ape. 936 00:37:34,654 --> 00:37:35,522 Will you get invited? 937 00:37:35,555 --> 00:37:36,756 - I'd say, probably. 938 00:37:36,790 --> 00:37:39,793 - Adam, I'll tell you a very odd thing. 939 00:37:39,826 --> 00:37:41,561 Margot hasn't sent me an invitation. 940 00:37:41,594 --> 00:37:42,362 - Why not? 941 00:37:42,395 --> 00:37:43,296 - Well apparently she's in a rage 942 00:37:43,329 --> 00:37:44,931 about that picture of Miles in my column 943 00:37:44,964 --> 00:37:46,599 and all those nasty hints. 944 00:37:46,633 --> 00:37:49,502 Even though I had nothing, nothing to do with it. 945 00:37:49,536 --> 00:37:51,504 - People do take thing so seriously. 946 00:37:51,538 --> 00:37:53,907 - Adam, I tell you, it means ruin. 947 00:37:53,940 --> 00:37:54,908 Isn't that Pamela Popplewell? 948 00:37:54,941 --> 00:37:56,676 - I haven't the faintest idea. 949 00:37:56,710 --> 00:37:58,845 - No, but I'm sure, yes I'm sure it is! 950 00:37:58,878 --> 00:38:02,515 Now tell me, is that what you call a cloche hat? 951 00:38:02,549 --> 00:38:04,818 I got into terrible trouble the other day about hats. 952 00:38:04,851 --> 00:38:06,553 Hector was raving. 953 00:38:10,590 --> 00:38:10,924 Ruin. 954 00:38:12,692 --> 00:38:15,729 I mean Margot's invited Jimmy Vanburough of course, oh yes. 955 00:38:15,762 --> 00:38:17,130 - Van's a cousin isn't he? 956 00:38:17,163 --> 00:38:19,666 - Well so damned unfair! 957 00:38:19,699 --> 00:38:21,868 I mean all my cousins are in lunatic asylums 958 00:38:21,901 --> 00:38:22,836 or else they live in the country 959 00:38:22,869 --> 00:38:26,840 and doing delicate things with wild animals. 960 00:38:26,873 --> 00:38:31,611 If I miss this party, I may as well put an end to it all. 961 00:38:31,644 --> 00:38:34,814 I'm sure if Margot only knew how much it meant to me, 962 00:38:34,848 --> 00:38:37,851 she wouldn't mind my coming. 963 00:38:37,884 --> 00:38:40,587 Nobody invites me anywhere now. 964 00:38:40,620 --> 00:38:42,722 - I tell you what, I know Margot pretty well. 965 00:38:42,756 --> 00:38:46,760 Why don't I ring her up and ask if you can come? 966 00:38:47,894 --> 00:38:49,429 - Would you? 967 00:38:49,462 --> 00:38:50,663 Would you, Adam? 968 00:38:52,766 --> 00:38:54,467 - Nothing. 969 00:38:54,501 --> 00:38:56,670 Really, I can't understand what the young see in this. 970 00:38:56,703 --> 00:38:59,673 These new crazes are simply inexplicable. 971 00:38:59,706 --> 00:39:01,841 (ringing) 972 00:39:01,875 --> 00:39:02,842 Hello? 973 00:39:02,876 --> 00:39:03,643 - Margot, it's Adam. 974 00:39:03,677 --> 00:39:04,644 - Adam darling. 975 00:39:04,678 --> 00:39:06,479 Now don't you tell me you're going to cry off. 976 00:39:06,513 --> 00:39:08,948 - No, I just wondered if I might bring someone with me? 977 00:39:08,982 --> 00:39:10,617 - Well I really don't think you can. 978 00:39:10,650 --> 00:39:12,986 I can't imagine how everyone's gonna get in as it is. 979 00:39:13,019 --> 00:39:13,887 No, Chastity darling, not red. 980 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:14,921 Not at your age. 981 00:39:14,954 --> 00:39:18,625 It suggests all the wrong things don't you feel? 982 00:39:18,658 --> 00:39:19,459 I'm terribly sorry, Adam. 983 00:39:19,492 --> 00:39:21,428 Who were you thinking of bringing? 984 00:39:21,461 --> 00:39:22,762 - Simon Balcairn. 985 00:39:22,796 --> 00:39:23,630 He's terribly anxious to come. 986 00:39:23,663 --> 00:39:24,698 - Yes, I dare say he is. 987 00:39:24,731 --> 00:39:29,035 I'm rather against that young man, at the moment. 988 00:39:29,069 --> 00:39:30,670 Oh! 989 00:39:30,704 --> 00:39:31,805 Heavens! 990 00:39:31,838 --> 00:39:33,440 No, you can't bring Simon. 991 00:39:33,473 --> 00:39:34,908 He's been writing things in the papers. 992 00:39:34,941 --> 00:39:37,711 Things about my son, Miles, which are beastly. 993 00:39:37,744 --> 00:39:38,611 - Please, Margot. 994 00:39:38,645 --> 00:39:39,679 - Certainly not. 995 00:39:39,713 --> 00:39:41,514 I won't have him inside my house. 996 00:39:41,548 --> 00:39:43,049 I only asked Vanburough on the strictest understanding 997 00:39:43,083 --> 00:39:45,518 that he doesn't write a word about it. 998 00:39:45,552 --> 00:39:48,521 Mrs. Ape will be addressing everybody about Jesus. 999 00:39:48,555 --> 00:39:50,990 It could all be too shriek worthy a disaster to think of. 1000 00:39:51,024 --> 00:39:52,559 Absolutely not. 1001 00:39:52,592 --> 00:39:54,427 Simon, of all people. 1002 00:39:59,966 --> 00:40:01,634 - You needn't tell me, I can tell. 1003 00:40:01,668 --> 00:40:03,536 - Two of my butterflies at once. 1004 00:40:03,570 --> 00:40:04,537 Got your invitation 1005 00:40:04,571 --> 00:40:06,639 to Lady Metroland's ball tonight, Balcairn? 1006 00:40:06,673 --> 00:40:07,507 - Of course, Lord Monomark. 1007 00:40:07,540 --> 00:40:08,508 - You've been scooped 1008 00:40:08,541 --> 00:40:11,511 by Vanburough's Lord Monicle column too often. 1009 00:40:11,544 --> 00:40:13,880 Maybe I should give Chatterbox to Symes here. 1010 00:40:13,913 --> 00:40:15,515 He owes me. 1011 00:40:15,548 --> 00:40:17,884 - I assure you Lord Monomark. 1012 00:40:17,917 --> 00:40:19,652 - Be careful who you write about. 1013 00:40:19,686 --> 00:40:21,521 I'll be there myself. 1014 00:40:25,692 --> 00:40:26,593 - Oh God! 1015 00:40:29,763 --> 00:40:30,830 I'm done for. 1016 00:40:35,101 --> 00:40:36,569 - [Nina] Oh poor Simon. 1017 00:40:36,603 --> 00:40:38,838 I hope he doesn't do something desperate. 1018 00:40:38,872 --> 00:40:40,640 So intense about everything. 1019 00:40:40,674 --> 00:40:41,708 - [Adam] Well you know why. 1020 00:40:41,741 --> 00:40:42,976 - [Nina] Why? 1021 00:40:43,009 --> 00:40:44,978 - [Adam] He's lonely, he's been in love with you for years. 1022 00:40:45,011 --> 00:40:46,579 - [Nina] Oh, love! 1023 00:40:46,613 --> 00:40:49,516 All this stuff about love and sleeping together. 1024 00:40:49,549 --> 00:40:52,952 The physical pleasure, I'd as soon visit my dentist any day. 1025 00:40:52,986 --> 00:40:54,587 - [Adam] It isn't so bad though, is it? 1026 00:40:54,621 --> 00:40:55,989 - [Nina] What? 1027 00:40:56,022 --> 00:40:57,590 - Love. 1028 00:40:57,624 --> 00:40:58,892 - Well, perhaps it is a thing 1029 00:40:58,925 --> 00:41:01,061 one could be greater fond of in time, 1030 00:41:01,094 --> 00:41:03,863 like olives, I suppose, or talking pictures. 1031 00:41:03,897 --> 00:41:06,700 Still, it gives me a pain and I doubt it's worth it. 1032 00:41:06,733 --> 00:41:08,668 - See, angels come down from heaven 1033 00:41:08,702 --> 00:41:09,836 to bless us. - Up here, up here. 1034 00:41:09,869 --> 00:41:10,904 - [Girl] Yeah, you! - Hey! 1035 00:41:10,937 --> 00:41:12,939 - [Girl] Take my picture! 1036 00:41:12,972 --> 00:41:17,977 (big band music) (crowd talking) 1037 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,822 - [Man] Hello my dear! 1038 00:41:30,857 --> 00:41:32,092 - Greetings to you, Adam! 1039 00:41:32,125 --> 00:41:36,963 - [Woman] Oh look, there's (mumbles). 1040 00:41:36,996 --> 00:41:38,531 - Oh thank you. 1041 00:41:40,900 --> 00:41:42,736 - How very odd? 1042 00:41:42,769 --> 00:41:43,636 - [Margot] No dear. 1043 00:41:43,670 --> 00:41:44,604 No, no, no. 1044 00:41:52,712 --> 00:41:55,081 (bell ringing) 1045 00:41:55,115 --> 00:41:56,916 Ladies and gentleman. 1046 00:41:56,950 --> 00:41:58,718 We're very lucky to have with us, 1047 00:41:58,752 --> 00:42:00,920 fresh from her tour of Europe, 1048 00:42:00,954 --> 00:42:02,756 Mrs.-- - Salvation Tour. 1049 00:42:02,789 --> 00:42:03,690 - I'm so sorry. 1050 00:42:03,723 --> 00:42:06,059 A Salvation Tour of Europe. 1051 00:42:06,092 --> 00:42:10,697 Mrs. Melrose Ape and Her Angels of the Glad New Day. 1052 00:42:12,098 --> 00:42:14,868 (bell ringing) 1053 00:42:14,901 --> 00:42:16,903 - Girls, Ain't No Flies. 1054 00:42:18,705 --> 00:42:21,074 ♪ Ain't no flies on the lamb of God ♪ 1055 00:42:21,107 --> 00:42:24,611 ♪ He's smarter than a whip 1056 00:42:24,644 --> 00:42:27,681 ♪ He rules us all with an iron rod ♪ 1057 00:42:27,714 --> 00:42:31,084 ♪ In his firm and tender grip 1058 00:42:31,117 --> 00:42:36,122 ♪ Jesus, Jesus fly me to the sky ♪ 1059 00:42:38,058 --> 00:42:43,063 ♪ Lead us, lead us, Jesus you're our guy ♪ 1060 00:42:44,698 --> 00:42:47,967 ♪ So don't you mess with the Lord of hosts ♪ 1061 00:42:48,001 --> 00:42:51,805 ♪ Or take him for a sap 1062 00:42:51,838 --> 00:42:54,774 ♪ The Lord ain't suckered by no white old horse ♪ 1063 00:42:54,808 --> 00:42:55,975 - [Man] Forgive me, Metroland. 1064 00:42:56,009 --> 00:42:58,011 That man with the beard. 1065 00:42:58,044 --> 00:42:59,012 Do you know him? 1066 00:42:59,045 --> 00:43:00,714 (mumbling) ♪ Jesus, Jesus. 1067 00:43:00,747 --> 00:43:01,848 - I'm sure I've seen him somewhere before. 1068 00:43:01,881 --> 00:43:03,183 - Exactly. ♪ Fly me to the sky 1069 00:43:03,216 --> 00:43:05,685 Prime Minister, there are spies everywhere. 1070 00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:08,121 I think it would be best if we watched him. 1071 00:43:08,154 --> 00:43:09,656 He looks Stravonic. 1072 00:43:11,024 --> 00:43:16,029 ♪ Oh hear me, Jesus, seize us on a Demon's stand ♪ 1073 00:43:17,697 --> 00:43:19,966 ♪ Believe me, feed us, feed us 1074 00:43:24,104 --> 00:43:26,673 - Yes, central 4000, please. 1075 00:43:27,941 --> 00:43:28,808 Yes, oh. 1076 00:43:28,842 --> 00:43:29,743 Ah! 1077 00:43:32,012 --> 00:43:33,279 - Hello. 1078 00:43:33,313 --> 00:43:35,115 Didn't know you were here, father. 1079 00:43:35,148 --> 00:43:38,752 I just thought I'd use the telephone. 1080 00:43:38,785 --> 00:43:39,452 Goodbye! 1081 00:43:39,486 --> 00:43:42,822 - Stay exactly where you are. 1082 00:43:42,856 --> 00:43:43,790 And take off that beard. 1083 00:43:43,823 --> 00:43:44,791 - Damned if I do! 1084 00:43:44,824 --> 00:43:48,795 - Take off that beard! - Take off that beard! 1085 00:43:50,063 --> 00:43:52,165 - Well if you will make such a thing about it. 1086 00:43:52,198 --> 00:43:56,002 It's frightfully (mumbles). 1087 00:43:56,936 --> 00:43:58,705 There. 1088 00:43:58,738 --> 00:44:00,473 Now I think you should go make lady Thring take off her wig, 1089 00:44:00,507 --> 00:44:01,741 while you're about it. 1090 00:44:01,775 --> 00:44:04,244 - I seem to have overestimated the gravity of the situation. 1091 00:44:04,277 --> 00:44:05,779 - [Sir James] Who is this? 1092 00:44:05,812 --> 00:44:06,980 - One of my detectives? 1093 00:44:07,013 --> 00:44:08,982 - That is Mr. Chatterbox. 1094 00:44:09,015 --> 00:44:10,784 - Never heard of him. 1095 00:44:10,817 --> 00:44:11,851 Don't believe there is such a person. 1096 00:44:11,885 --> 00:44:13,086 He's clearly a Bolshevik spy. 1097 00:44:13,119 --> 00:44:16,056 - Lord Balcairn, will you kindly leave my house immediately. 1098 00:44:16,089 --> 00:44:17,057 My wife has made it abdominally-- 1099 00:44:17,090 --> 00:44:18,124 - Lord what? 1100 00:44:18,158 --> 00:44:20,060 This is your man called Chatterbox, or is he not? 1101 00:44:20,093 --> 00:44:21,494 - Lord Monomark is here this evening, 1102 00:44:21,528 --> 00:44:23,930 I shall certainly inform him of your behavior. 1103 00:44:23,963 --> 00:44:25,065 - He writes for the papers. 1104 00:44:25,098 --> 00:44:27,100 - Oh God, not another. 1105 00:44:27,133 --> 00:44:28,768 It's a conspiracy. 1106 00:44:29,836 --> 00:44:32,038 You're a disgrace to democracy, sir. 1107 00:44:32,072 --> 00:44:34,007 Europe is going up in flames 1108 00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:35,508 and all you can do is send photographers 1109 00:44:35,542 --> 00:44:38,144 down to my home to distress my wife and family. 1110 00:44:38,178 --> 00:44:39,913 In another age, I'd of had you horse whipped 1111 00:44:39,946 --> 00:44:41,147 on the steps of your club. 1112 00:44:41,181 --> 00:44:44,217 I'm being forced to resign, because of you and your kind. 1113 00:44:44,250 --> 00:44:47,854 - Gentleman, Prime Minister, good night. 1114 00:44:59,132 --> 00:45:01,067 I sincerely-- 1115 00:45:01,101 --> 00:45:04,304 ♪ Jesus, Jesus 1116 00:45:04,337 --> 00:45:06,806 Oh to hell with you all! 1117 00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:07,841 (laughing) 1118 00:45:07,874 --> 00:45:11,177 ♪ Lead us, lead us 1119 00:45:11,211 --> 00:45:13,913 ♪ Jesus, you're our guy 1120 00:45:13,947 --> 00:45:18,952 ♪ Hear me Jesus, seize us, on a Demon's stand ♪ 1121 00:45:20,854 --> 00:45:25,091 ♪ Believe me, feed us, feed us 1122 00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:28,795 ♪ Jesus, you're the champ 1123 00:45:30,030 --> 00:45:32,198 (clapping) 1124 00:45:36,036 --> 00:45:38,004 - Brothers and sisters. 1125 00:45:39,272 --> 00:45:41,841 Just you look at yourselves. 1126 00:45:42,375 --> 00:45:44,944 Look inside yourselves. 1127 00:45:44,978 --> 00:45:47,313 Deep, deep inside yourselves. 1128 00:45:47,347 --> 00:45:50,150 Beyond the glister of your parties 1129 00:45:50,183 --> 00:45:52,986 and the saucy blaze of your jewels. 1130 00:45:53,019 --> 00:45:55,221 - What a damned impudent woman! 1131 00:45:55,255 --> 00:45:57,223 - Impudent am I? 1132 00:45:57,257 --> 00:46:00,226 Is it impudence to look upon sin 1133 00:46:00,260 --> 00:46:03,096 and call it by its rightful name? 1134 00:46:03,129 --> 00:46:08,134 Impudence, to gaze upon, battle on and shriek down curses. 1135 00:46:08,168 --> 00:46:11,071 Impudence to look upon your souls 1136 00:46:11,104 --> 00:46:15,175 and see nothing but a black, empty void. 1137 00:46:15,208 --> 00:46:18,345 Beautiful, young people, that's what they call you. 1138 00:46:18,378 --> 00:46:20,447 Beautiful young people. 1139 00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:24,084 Well one out of three ain't bad, I guess. 1140 00:46:25,085 --> 00:46:26,219 - I say that's rather good. 1141 00:46:26,252 --> 00:46:28,922 - Why won't you listen? 1142 00:46:28,955 --> 00:46:31,324 The lives you lead aren't real lives. 1143 00:46:31,358 --> 00:46:33,326 The steps you dance are the Devil's. 1144 00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:37,130 - Thank you, Mrs. Ape, for a most (mumbles). 1145 00:46:37,163 --> 00:46:39,432 (big band music) 1146 00:46:39,466 --> 00:46:43,303 (crowd cheering and talking) 1147 00:47:11,364 --> 00:47:12,966 - [Operator] Operator. 1148 00:47:12,999 --> 00:47:15,301 - Hello, Central 4000, please. 1149 00:47:22,475 --> 00:47:23,910 - [Man] Central 4000. 1150 00:47:23,943 --> 00:47:26,079 - Hello, Balcairn here. 1151 00:47:26,112 --> 00:47:27,414 - [Man] Who do you need in social, my Lord? 1152 00:47:27,447 --> 00:47:32,285 - (laughs) No, no I don't want social, I want news. 1153 00:47:33,319 --> 00:47:34,521 - [Man] New, my Lord? 1154 00:47:34,554 --> 00:47:35,989 Are you sure you don't want social? 1155 00:47:36,022 --> 00:47:37,257 - No, yes, news. 1156 00:47:39,092 --> 00:47:39,993 News. 1157 00:47:40,994 --> 00:47:41,461 - [Man] Connecting you. 1158 00:47:41,494 --> 00:47:42,495 - Thank you. 1159 00:47:58,511 --> 00:47:59,446 This thing! 1160 00:48:01,381 --> 00:48:03,116 Hello? 1161 00:48:03,149 --> 00:48:04,150 - [Man] News desk. 1162 00:48:04,184 --> 00:48:06,186 - Hello, Balcairn, here. 1163 00:48:08,054 --> 00:48:10,557 Stick one of the boys on to take this down, will you? 1164 00:48:10,590 --> 00:48:13,193 The most shocking orgy since the days 1165 00:48:13,226 --> 00:48:17,030 of Sodom and Gomorrah, rocked society last night. 1166 00:48:17,063 --> 00:48:18,064 - Hold the presses. 1167 00:48:18,098 --> 00:48:19,132 Get down to compositing. 1168 00:48:19,165 --> 00:48:20,166 (ringing) 1169 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:21,067 Now! 1170 00:48:22,335 --> 00:48:25,105 - The vulgar evangelist, Mrs. Melrose Ape, 1171 00:48:25,138 --> 00:48:28,274 proudly revealed that her angels were no more 1172 00:48:28,308 --> 00:48:32,145 than underage adornments on sale to the highest bidder. 1173 00:48:32,178 --> 00:48:35,415 Meanwhile, tears coursing down her face, 1174 00:48:35,448 --> 00:48:37,150 the honorable Agatha Runcible, 1175 00:48:37,183 --> 00:48:39,552 who's repulsive liaison with the Prime Minister, 1176 00:48:39,586 --> 00:48:41,354 shocked the nation this week 1177 00:48:41,388 --> 00:48:42,756 bewailed her quote, 1178 00:48:42,789 --> 00:48:46,426 "Ruined, bogus, vapid, bogus and worthless life." 1179 00:48:46,459 --> 00:48:47,360 Unquote. 1180 00:48:48,628 --> 00:48:50,230 Yes, two boguses. 1181 00:48:51,798 --> 00:48:55,335 Lady Metroland, shrieking of her terrible dependency 1182 00:48:55,368 --> 00:48:59,005 upon cocaine powder, threw off her Chaperatti ball gown 1183 00:48:59,039 --> 00:49:01,207 and stood naked upon the dance floor, 1184 00:49:01,241 --> 00:49:03,476 an example quickly followed by old and young alike, 1185 00:49:03,510 --> 00:49:06,246 until only the servants remained clothed 1186 00:49:06,279 --> 00:49:09,082 and grotesquely hairy Archie Swert, 1187 00:49:09,115 --> 00:49:11,084 swinging naked from the chandeliers, 1188 00:49:11,117 --> 00:49:12,419 screamed that all his money 1189 00:49:12,452 --> 00:49:16,189 derived from prostitution and the opium trade. 1190 00:49:16,222 --> 00:49:18,158 Lady Metroland's son Miles, 1191 00:49:18,191 --> 00:49:20,026 howled and howled and confessed 1192 00:49:20,060 --> 00:49:22,495 to an intimate beastliness, involving five guardsmen 1193 00:49:22,529 --> 00:49:25,365 of the royal household, two Marines 1194 00:49:25,398 --> 00:49:29,069 and a bricklayer from Huddersfield. 1195 00:49:29,102 --> 00:49:30,070 Nina Blount. 1196 00:49:31,604 --> 00:49:32,605 Nina Blount. 1197 00:49:35,442 --> 00:49:38,244 Grasped her stomach, screamed she was a whore 1198 00:49:38,278 --> 00:49:40,613 and misquoted several lines of Lady Macbeth, 1199 00:49:40,647 --> 00:49:43,049 whilst Adam Fenwick-Symes, 1200 00:49:43,083 --> 00:49:44,651 cried on heaven to bear witness 1201 00:49:44,684 --> 00:49:49,155 to his talentless pennery and hopeless illiteracy. 1202 00:49:50,690 --> 00:49:54,194 Never, never, never have such scenes been witnessed 1203 00:49:54,227 --> 00:49:57,063 in high society, that uneasy alliance 1204 00:49:57,097 --> 00:50:00,133 between bright young things and old survivors. 1205 00:50:00,166 --> 00:50:03,536 Perhaps this was the defining moment of our epoch of speed 1206 00:50:03,570 --> 00:50:06,573 and (mumbles), this so called 20th century 1207 00:50:06,606 --> 00:50:09,676 of angst, neurosis and panic. 1208 00:50:09,709 --> 00:50:11,244 Rita be glad that you 1209 00:50:11,277 --> 00:50:13,213 have nothing to do with this world, 1210 00:50:13,246 --> 00:50:15,148 it's glamor is a delusion. 1211 00:50:15,181 --> 00:50:16,583 It's speed a snare. 1212 00:50:16,616 --> 00:50:19,352 It's music a scream of fear. 1213 00:50:19,386 --> 00:50:22,422 Faster and faster they swirl, sickening themselves 1214 00:50:22,455 --> 00:50:24,090 with every turn. 1215 00:50:24,124 --> 00:50:25,158 The faster the ride, 1216 00:50:25,191 --> 00:50:28,495 the greater the nausea, the terror and the shame. 1217 00:50:28,528 --> 00:50:29,429 Stop. 1218 00:50:33,533 --> 00:50:35,068 Yes, that's it. 1219 00:50:36,236 --> 00:50:37,203 Good night. 1220 00:50:41,474 --> 00:50:43,610 (laughing) 1221 00:51:00,627 --> 00:51:03,329 (gas hissing) 1222 00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:48,241 - [Man] Poking at you? 1223 00:51:48,274 --> 00:51:49,743 Have you seen it? 1224 00:51:49,776 --> 00:51:51,711 - Of course I want to sue! 1225 00:51:51,745 --> 00:51:53,346 - I want to sue too. 1226 00:51:53,380 --> 00:51:54,647 I want to sue you, Margot. 1227 00:51:54,681 --> 00:51:56,182 I want to sue Monomark. 1228 00:51:56,216 --> 00:51:58,952 I wanna sue this whole damn country. 1229 00:51:58,985 --> 00:51:59,786 - How much? 1230 00:51:59,819 --> 00:52:01,354 Well am I covered? 1231 00:52:01,388 --> 00:52:03,323 I don't know, insurance against acts of God. 1232 00:52:03,356 --> 00:52:04,791 Or acts of aristocrats. 1233 00:52:04,824 --> 00:52:06,393 He was insane. 1234 00:52:06,426 --> 00:52:07,093 He was upper class. 1235 00:52:07,127 --> 00:52:09,662 He was English, for Christ sake! 1236 00:52:09,696 --> 00:52:11,531 You know why I sent for you. 1237 00:52:11,564 --> 00:52:14,367 I need a new Mr. Chatterbox and you owe me. 1238 00:52:14,401 --> 00:52:15,335 - After this, surely you're gonna 1239 00:52:15,368 --> 00:52:16,269 have to close the column down. 1240 00:52:16,302 --> 00:52:17,270 - Are you crazy? 1241 00:52:17,303 --> 00:52:19,739 We sold 100,000 extra copies, this morning. 1242 00:52:19,773 --> 00:52:22,308 I've had new advertisers on the telephone since 9 o'clock. 1243 00:52:22,342 --> 00:52:24,344 No, no the hysteria I can handle. 1244 00:52:24,377 --> 00:52:25,412 And you're part of it. 1245 00:52:25,445 --> 00:52:27,547 We take the initiative, make a story out of it. 1246 00:52:27,580 --> 00:52:29,516 First thing we do is, you write a piece. 1247 00:52:29,549 --> 00:52:31,317 Last of the Balcairns. 1248 00:52:31,351 --> 00:52:32,686 Pitch it strong. 1249 00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:33,653 You knew the boy. 1250 00:52:33,687 --> 00:52:34,587 - He was my friend. 1251 00:52:34,621 --> 00:52:35,488 - Friend? 1252 00:52:35,522 --> 00:52:36,322 Don't had me that, son. 1253 00:52:36,356 --> 00:52:37,791 I'm offering you 15 pounds a week. 1254 00:52:37,824 --> 00:52:39,693 He was only getting 10. 1255 00:52:39,726 --> 00:52:41,594 Next year, when you're finished your book, 1256 00:52:41,628 --> 00:52:42,829 it will be greeted with great critical acclaim 1257 00:52:42,862 --> 00:52:43,997 by all my newspapers. 1258 00:52:44,030 --> 00:52:45,031 And don't forget, 1259 00:52:45,065 --> 00:52:47,634 I'm Chairman of the Montreal's Literary Prize. 1260 00:52:47,667 --> 00:52:50,637 Award winning writer, Adam Symes. 1261 00:52:50,670 --> 00:52:52,405 Sound good? 1262 00:52:52,439 --> 00:52:55,342 Meanwhile, you'll get expenses. 1263 00:52:55,375 --> 00:52:57,444 Go to all the parties and race meetings and balls 1264 00:52:57,477 --> 00:52:58,611 you'd be going to anyway. 1265 00:52:58,645 --> 00:53:00,513 - The trouble is, I'm not allowed to write about anyone 1266 00:53:00,547 --> 00:53:01,448 who was at Margot's last night. 1267 00:53:01,481 --> 00:53:02,749 I mean half of them are suing. 1268 00:53:02,782 --> 00:53:04,484 The other half have only agreed not to on condition 1269 00:53:04,517 --> 00:53:06,586 their name's never appear in the column. 1270 00:53:06,619 --> 00:53:08,021 - You could always make them up, I suppose. 1271 00:53:08,054 --> 00:53:09,322 - Make them up? 1272 00:53:09,356 --> 00:53:10,390 - Half the people in the papers 1273 00:53:10,423 --> 00:53:12,525 weren't never heard of anyway. 1274 00:53:12,559 --> 00:53:14,561 You have soldiers and explorers 1275 00:53:14,594 --> 00:53:17,330 and new painters and composers and authors. 1276 00:53:17,364 --> 00:53:18,498 Why not invent some new ones? 1277 00:53:18,531 --> 00:53:20,700 - Say, that might be rather something. 1278 00:53:20,734 --> 00:53:24,371 We could have the beautiful Imogen Quest. 1279 00:53:25,638 --> 00:53:28,608 Heiress, adventuress, absinthe drinker. 1280 00:53:28,641 --> 00:53:30,744 - Drug addicted, insatiable lesbian. 1281 00:53:30,777 --> 00:53:32,379 - Can't write that! 1282 00:53:32,412 --> 00:53:33,847 - You could imply it. 1283 00:53:34,781 --> 00:53:37,417 - All right, so Imogen Quest. 1284 00:53:38,585 --> 00:53:41,688 And how about, the sinister Count, 1285 00:53:41,721 --> 00:53:42,589 - Zeldorf. 1286 00:53:42,622 --> 00:53:44,457 - Nudist and yodeler. 1287 00:53:46,793 --> 00:53:47,794 I say, this could be rather fun. 1288 00:53:47,827 --> 00:53:48,895 I could even make up fashions. 1289 00:53:48,928 --> 00:53:51,765 If I could only get Archie Swert to wear suede shoes 1290 00:53:51,798 --> 00:53:53,833 by the end of the month, you can call me Dierdre and Popper. 1291 00:53:53,867 --> 00:53:55,702 - Yellow suede shoes. 1292 00:53:56,670 --> 00:53:58,638 - Darling, you're a genius! 1293 00:53:58,672 --> 00:54:00,340 And green bowler hats. 1294 00:54:00,373 --> 00:54:02,842 (big band music) 1295 00:54:19,926 --> 00:54:22,562 - Social, please, Simon here. 1296 00:54:48,421 --> 00:54:50,590 (flashing) 1297 00:55:04,437 --> 00:55:05,338 - Copy! 1298 00:55:19,019 --> 00:55:21,688 - Manchester races tomorrow, for the November Handicap. 1299 00:55:21,721 --> 00:55:22,522 Stop. 1300 00:55:22,555 --> 00:55:23,256 - Oh my dears. 1301 00:55:23,289 --> 00:55:25,825 This is, this most of them all. 1302 00:55:25,859 --> 00:55:29,596 To Manchester races tomorrow for the November Handicap. 1303 00:55:29,629 --> 00:55:32,465 Count Zeldorf, now romantically linked 1304 00:55:32,499 --> 00:55:34,501 to man hating Imogen Quest. 1305 00:55:34,534 --> 00:55:36,002 Tiger darling, feet off the table, I think. 1306 00:55:36,036 --> 00:55:37,170 Is expected to be there, 1307 00:55:37,203 --> 00:55:41,741 in one of the new green bowler hats, sweeping society. 1308 00:55:41,775 --> 00:55:43,376 Green bowler hat. 1309 00:55:44,044 --> 00:55:44,711 Imagine. 1310 00:55:44,744 --> 00:55:46,746 (laughing) - Imogen Quest, 1311 00:55:46,780 --> 00:55:48,548 everyone's going on about her. 1312 00:55:48,581 --> 00:55:50,884 I don't believe there is such a person. 1313 00:55:50,917 --> 00:55:52,485 - Archie told me he met her. 1314 00:55:52,519 --> 00:55:53,887 Didn't you Archie? 1315 00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:55,422 - Imogen? 1316 00:55:55,455 --> 00:55:57,490 Known her for years. 1317 00:55:57,524 --> 00:55:59,759 It's cold and windy and I'm bored. 1318 00:55:59,793 --> 00:56:02,829 Printius, pack everything up, there's a chap. 1319 00:56:02,862 --> 00:56:06,399 - [Miles] We have to collect my winnings. 1320 00:56:07,701 --> 00:56:11,037 - [Agatha] Nina, I believe you know who Chatterbox is. 1321 00:56:11,071 --> 00:56:12,639 - [Nina] No, really I don't, do I Adam? 1322 00:56:12,672 --> 00:56:14,040 - No, have no clue. 1323 00:56:14,074 --> 00:56:15,842 I have a real horrid feeling it might be you, Miles. 1324 00:56:15,875 --> 00:56:16,876 - Adam, if only. 1325 00:56:16,910 --> 00:56:17,944 I could so use the money. 1326 00:56:17,977 --> 00:56:19,112 Oh, by the way, by the way. 1327 00:56:19,145 --> 00:56:22,749 I do hope you're all going to come and see Tiger here. 1328 00:56:22,782 --> 00:56:24,718 I mean he's darling with the racing car, 1329 00:56:24,751 --> 00:56:26,686 winning the RMS Pro, next week. 1330 00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:27,887 - Oh I say, can we? 1331 00:56:27,921 --> 00:56:29,589 - Well I dare say, I could get you in. 1332 00:56:29,622 --> 00:56:30,924 - Could we be, how do you say it? 1333 00:56:30,957 --> 00:56:31,658 Backstage? 1334 00:56:31,691 --> 00:56:32,525 - I reckon so. 1335 00:56:32,559 --> 00:56:34,461 You'll have to pretend to be mechanics. 1336 00:56:34,494 --> 00:56:35,962 Only officials are allowed in the pit. 1337 00:56:35,995 --> 00:56:38,231 - Oh Adam, let's go, I love cars. 1338 00:56:38,264 --> 00:56:40,800 - You look far too pretty, to be a fast driver, Tiger. 1339 00:56:40,834 --> 00:56:41,501 Oh dear. 1340 00:56:41,534 --> 00:56:42,502 Is that an awful thing to say? 1341 00:56:42,535 --> 00:56:45,071 - Darling, he's not called Tiger for nothing. 1342 00:56:45,105 --> 00:56:48,475 Behind the wheel, this cherub, becomes a demon! 1343 00:56:48,508 --> 00:56:49,009 (laughing) 1344 00:56:49,042 --> 00:56:50,243 Hello mama! 1345 00:56:50,276 --> 00:56:51,511 - [Agatha] Oh such laughs. 1346 00:56:51,544 --> 00:56:56,549 (crowd talking) (announcing) 1347 00:56:58,518 --> 00:57:01,054 - [Man] Last chance to punt! 1348 00:57:01,087 --> 00:57:03,857 - Tiger, he can drive us back to London. 1349 00:57:03,890 --> 00:57:05,658 Printius can make his way by train. 1350 00:57:05,692 --> 00:57:07,260 Can't you Printius? 1351 00:57:07,293 --> 00:57:09,629 - Well let's go back now then, before it gets dark. 1352 00:57:09,662 --> 00:57:11,598 - [Announcer] (mumbles) November Handicap. 1353 00:57:11,631 --> 00:57:14,668 - [Major] Why isn't that young poltroon wearing a poppy? 1354 00:57:14,701 --> 00:57:15,702 - Nina! 1355 00:57:15,735 --> 00:57:16,703 - What darling? 1356 00:57:16,736 --> 00:57:17,771 - That voice? 1357 00:57:19,973 --> 00:57:20,840 Nevermind, look. 1358 00:57:20,874 --> 00:57:22,542 I have to stay, really. 1359 00:57:22,575 --> 00:57:23,743 Mr. Chatterbox. 1360 00:57:23,777 --> 00:57:25,679 The big race is coming up. 1361 00:57:25,712 --> 00:57:27,514 - Well I'll stay with you then, darling. 1362 00:57:27,547 --> 00:57:29,683 We can go down by train. 1363 00:57:29,716 --> 00:57:33,119 Too much Agatha and too much Miles, I dare say. 1364 00:57:33,153 --> 00:57:34,120 Too much. 1365 00:57:34,154 --> 00:57:36,690 - What does too much mean? 1366 00:57:36,723 --> 00:57:38,758 - It's not really enough. 1367 00:57:44,597 --> 00:57:47,100 I say, look there's someone actually in a green bowler. 1368 00:57:47,133 --> 00:57:48,001 - Where? 1369 00:57:48,034 --> 00:57:49,636 - There. 1370 00:57:49,669 --> 00:57:50,537 - Oh Lord. 1371 00:57:55,642 --> 00:57:59,846 - Oh, who should I bet on for the November Handicap? 1372 00:57:59,879 --> 00:58:00,747 - Too late, love. 1373 00:58:00,780 --> 00:58:01,748 They run the rod in. 1374 00:58:01,781 --> 00:58:02,682 - Oh. 1375 00:58:06,953 --> 00:58:07,821 - Nina. 1376 00:58:07,854 --> 00:58:09,089 - Angel boy. 1377 00:58:09,122 --> 00:58:10,890 - It's not really enough to get married on is it? 1378 00:58:10,924 --> 00:58:11,991 15 pounds a week. 1379 00:58:12,025 --> 00:58:14,694 - I suppose you could always go and see Papa again. 1380 00:58:14,728 --> 00:58:15,895 Now you're a successful journalist 1381 00:58:15,929 --> 00:58:18,932 he might take you more seriously. 1382 00:58:18,965 --> 00:58:19,632 (announcing) Oh dear! 1383 00:58:19,666 --> 00:58:20,533 - What? 1384 00:58:20,567 --> 00:58:22,168 - Number seven, isn't it too unbearable? 1385 00:58:22,202 --> 00:58:23,737 - Number seven? 1386 00:58:23,770 --> 00:58:25,071 - It's Indian Runner. 1387 00:58:25,105 --> 00:58:26,773 - [Man] 33 to one. 1388 00:58:26,806 --> 00:58:29,943 Whoever even heard of Indian bloody Runner? 1389 00:58:29,976 --> 00:58:32,645 - Oh my God, I was right. 1390 00:58:32,679 --> 00:58:33,847 - 33,000 pounds. 1391 00:58:36,950 --> 00:58:37,917 - My Major! 1392 00:58:38,818 --> 00:58:40,053 My bloody Major! 1393 00:58:41,788 --> 00:58:43,056 - [Nina] Darling? 1394 00:58:44,924 --> 00:58:48,028 (marching band music) 1395 00:59:09,015 --> 00:59:09,983 - Oh sorry! 1396 00:59:23,163 --> 00:59:24,998 Excuse me, excuse me. 1397 00:59:27,834 --> 00:59:29,703 - Look at him, this is Ginger. 1398 00:59:29,736 --> 00:59:30,970 We used to play as children 1399 00:59:31,004 --> 00:59:32,706 and he's been planting tea in Salon 1400 00:59:32,739 --> 00:59:33,840 and I haven't seen him for simply years, 1401 00:59:33,873 --> 00:59:34,841 isn't that a thing? 1402 00:59:34,874 --> 00:59:35,875 - Dearly Littlejohn. 1403 00:59:35,909 --> 00:59:39,079 When I say, do call me Ginger, everybody does. 1404 00:59:39,112 --> 00:59:40,680 Hang on. 1405 00:59:40,714 --> 00:59:41,681 Don't I know you though? 1406 00:59:41,715 --> 00:59:42,248 - Shepheard's Hotel. 1407 00:59:42,282 --> 00:59:43,583 You did a coin trick. 1408 00:59:43,616 --> 00:59:46,753 - Well dash me twice, your friend won a 1,000 pounds off me. 1409 00:59:46,786 --> 00:59:47,987 Very clever fellow. 1410 00:59:48,021 --> 00:59:50,790 - That 1,000 pounds should now be 34,000. 1411 00:59:50,824 --> 00:59:53,126 Do you remember me giving it to a drunken Major? 1412 00:59:53,159 --> 00:59:54,994 - Yeah, you won't see him for dusting. 1413 00:59:55,028 --> 00:59:56,796 I thought so at the time, didn't like to say. 1414 00:59:56,830 --> 00:59:58,131 I know old Majors, yeah, 1415 00:59:58,164 --> 01:00:00,033 and I think on the ground in Columba, 1416 01:00:00,066 --> 01:00:01,067 don't pay their bridge debts. 1417 01:00:01,101 --> 01:00:01,935 Famous for it. 1418 01:00:01,968 --> 01:00:02,736 Bad luck. 1419 01:00:02,769 --> 01:00:04,070 Look, I don't know about you two, 1420 01:00:04,104 --> 01:00:05,872 but I'm just kind of fed up with racing. 1421 01:00:05,905 --> 01:00:07,140 Why don't you come back to town with me? 1422 01:00:07,173 --> 01:00:09,009 My bus is parked outside. 1423 01:00:09,042 --> 01:00:09,976 I'll just settle up here. 1424 01:00:10,010 --> 01:00:11,077 - Oh Adam, let's. 1425 01:00:12,779 --> 01:00:16,216 Pots darling, simply pots of gold coming out of his ears. 1426 01:00:16,249 --> 01:00:19,185 - I thought we were gonna stay up here and see your father? 1427 01:00:19,219 --> 01:00:21,888 - Look, why don't you stay up and you can see my Papa 1428 01:00:21,921 --> 01:00:23,189 in the morning and then we'll dine together tomorrow night. 1429 01:00:23,223 --> 01:00:24,224 And you can tell me all about. 1430 01:00:24,257 --> 01:00:26,192 I've got bags to catch up on with old Ginger here. 1431 01:00:26,226 --> 01:00:27,127 - Come on then. 1432 01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:28,028 - What about tomorrow's Mr. Chatterbox? 1433 01:00:28,061 --> 01:00:29,229 I can't very well write about a night 1434 01:00:29,262 --> 01:00:33,099 at a Manchester hotel and a visit to your father, can I? 1435 01:00:33,133 --> 01:00:35,035 - Well why don't I write it for you? 1436 01:00:35,068 --> 01:00:37,203 I'll be in London, I know just the kind of things you say. 1437 01:00:37,237 --> 01:00:39,239 - All right, well, I'll wire to my (mumbles) to the paper 1438 01:00:39,272 --> 01:00:41,274 and you can do tomorrow. 1439 01:00:43,810 --> 01:00:45,845 - Deuce meant a lot running into you, old girl. 1440 01:00:45,879 --> 01:00:48,148 Last time I know anyone in the old world now. 1441 01:00:48,181 --> 01:00:50,917 Been sitting around at Shepheard's, bored as a gherkin. 1442 01:00:50,950 --> 01:00:51,985 Where behind! 1443 01:00:54,020 --> 01:00:54,721 - Symes! 1444 01:00:56,322 --> 01:00:57,791 - [Nina] Adam! - Good afternoon, 1445 01:00:57,824 --> 01:00:58,525 Lord Monomark. 1446 01:00:58,558 --> 01:00:59,959 - I was hoping to see you here. 1447 01:00:59,993 --> 01:01:00,794 Wanted a word. 1448 01:01:00,827 --> 01:01:01,494 Now see here, Symes. 1449 01:01:01,528 --> 01:01:02,295 I like your page, it's peppy. 1450 01:01:02,328 --> 01:01:03,296 Lots of new names. 1451 01:01:03,329 --> 01:01:05,165 It's got the innovative touch, which I like. 1452 01:01:05,198 --> 01:01:06,966 I read it everyday, so does my daughter. 1453 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,201 We haven't had one single libel action 1454 01:01:08,234 --> 01:01:09,302 since you took over. 1455 01:01:09,336 --> 01:01:10,337 Which is fine. 1456 01:01:10,370 --> 01:01:13,173 Now what's all this about bottle green bowlers? 1457 01:01:13,206 --> 01:01:16,076 - Well they are only a limited number at present, sir. 1458 01:01:16,109 --> 01:01:17,744 - You got one, let me see a green bowler. 1459 01:01:17,777 --> 01:01:20,146 - Well I don't actually wear one myself. 1460 01:01:20,180 --> 01:01:21,314 - Well where have you even seen them? 1461 01:01:21,348 --> 01:01:22,215 I haven't seen one. 1462 01:01:22,248 --> 01:01:24,150 - Well there was a young man here earlier. 1463 01:01:24,184 --> 01:01:25,952 - One swallow does not a summer make. 1464 01:01:25,985 --> 01:01:27,153 Nor one hat a fad. 1465 01:01:27,187 --> 01:01:28,054 And another thing. 1466 01:01:28,088 --> 01:01:29,823 Count Zeldorf. 1467 01:01:29,856 --> 01:01:31,524 I don't say he doesn't exist, 1468 01:01:31,558 --> 01:01:32,792 but Ambassador Van Ruben Trop 1469 01:01:32,826 --> 01:01:33,927 doesn't know a thing about him. 1470 01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:36,096 And I'm not in the business of offending Heir Hitler. 1471 01:01:36,129 --> 01:01:37,530 So no more about him and no more publicity 1472 01:01:37,564 --> 01:01:39,032 for the restaurant Espinosas. 1473 01:01:39,065 --> 01:01:41,034 They made out my bill wrong last night. 1474 01:01:41,067 --> 01:01:42,235 - Espinosas is the only place where-- 1475 01:01:42,268 --> 01:01:43,870 - Got those three things clear? 1476 01:01:43,903 --> 01:01:46,373 Green bowlers, Zeldorf, Espinosas. 1477 01:01:46,406 --> 01:01:48,041 Tabulate them in the mind, my boy. 1478 01:01:48,074 --> 01:01:49,776 One, two, three. 1479 01:01:49,809 --> 01:01:52,045 Cheers (mumbles) tabulation. 1480 01:01:52,078 --> 01:01:53,246 - [Adam] Major! 1481 01:02:00,153 --> 01:02:03,056 (engine whirring) 1482 01:02:06,159 --> 01:02:07,994 - [Nina] So, how is Papa? 1483 01:02:08,028 --> 01:02:09,195 - Very amiable. 1484 01:02:10,163 --> 01:02:11,765 10,000 this time. 1485 01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:15,301 - Greta Garbo. 1486 01:02:17,037 --> 01:02:17,837 Oh well. 1487 01:02:17,871 --> 01:02:20,874 We won't bother about him anymore. 1488 01:02:20,907 --> 01:02:22,876 By the way, I shan't be able to come to the motor racing. 1489 01:02:22,909 --> 01:02:24,110 - What? 1490 01:02:24,144 --> 01:02:26,079 - I promised I'd help Ginger find somewhere proper to live. 1491 01:02:26,112 --> 01:02:27,280 He's fed up with hotel life, 1492 01:02:27,313 --> 01:02:31,284 you know how thieving and ghastly those (mumbles) can be. 1493 01:02:31,317 --> 01:02:33,887 - Tried to telephone you last night. 1494 01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:35,155 - Well, darling. 1495 01:02:35,188 --> 01:02:37,157 It was Rolo Littlemore's 21st 1496 01:02:37,190 --> 01:02:38,258 and I thought it'd be worth going 1497 01:02:38,291 --> 01:02:40,427 for the sake of Mr. Chatterbox. 1498 01:02:40,460 --> 01:02:43,163 You know I think I make rather a good journalist. 1499 01:02:43,196 --> 01:02:44,230 - Did you write? 1500 01:02:44,264 --> 01:02:47,167 - A few things about Rolo being expelled from Eton. 1501 01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:49,836 And then of course, I put in lots of imaginary things. 1502 01:02:49,869 --> 01:02:50,904 - What sort of imaginary things? 1503 01:02:50,937 --> 01:02:52,038 - Oh I don't know. 1504 01:02:52,072 --> 01:02:55,175 I said, "I saw Count Zeldorf, going into Espinosas, 1505 01:02:55,208 --> 01:02:56,443 in a green bowler, you know, things like that. 1506 01:02:56,476 --> 01:02:57,344 - You said that? 1507 01:02:57,377 --> 01:02:59,079 - Yes, wasn't that a good thing to say? 1508 01:02:59,112 --> 01:03:00,880 I thought that's what you, darling? 1509 01:03:00,914 --> 01:03:01,448 - [Adam] Excuse me. 1510 01:03:01,481 --> 01:03:03,350 - [Nina] What's wrong? 1511 01:03:05,919 --> 01:03:07,387 - Central 4000, please. 1512 01:03:08,088 --> 01:03:09,122 Symes here. 1513 01:03:09,155 --> 01:03:11,124 Look, put me through to the night editor, please. 1514 01:03:11,157 --> 01:03:12,392 - [Man] Got a message for you. 1515 01:03:12,425 --> 01:03:13,493 - A message? 1516 01:03:13,526 --> 01:03:15,328 - [Man] To put you straight through to his Lordship. 1517 01:03:15,362 --> 01:03:16,262 - No, no, no, no. 1518 01:03:16,296 --> 01:03:17,163 Hang on a second. 1519 01:03:17,197 --> 01:03:19,432 - [Monomark] Symes! 1520 01:03:19,466 --> 01:03:21,201 - Oh, good evening, Lord Monomark. 1521 01:03:21,234 --> 01:03:23,236 - Bad tabulation there, young Symes. 1522 01:03:23,269 --> 01:03:24,270 - [Adam] I'm awfully sorry. 1523 01:03:24,304 --> 01:03:26,072 - I'm disappointed in you. 1524 01:03:26,106 --> 01:03:27,207 Can't pretend I'm not. 1525 01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:28,341 You're fired. 1526 01:03:28,375 --> 01:03:29,342 - [Adam] No. 1527 01:03:29,376 --> 01:03:32,946 - And now, Mrs. Simpson, how can I persuade you 1528 01:03:32,979 --> 01:03:34,948 to return to America? 1529 01:03:34,981 --> 01:03:35,982 (swing music) 1530 01:03:36,016 --> 01:03:37,050 - Bored already! 1531 01:03:37,083 --> 01:03:40,086 - I mean you'd think that they'd have a full bar. 1532 01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:41,354 - Someone said something very encouraging 1533 01:03:41,388 --> 01:03:43,490 about a Divine Tent. 1534 01:03:43,523 --> 01:03:45,925 - This cells drivers, mechanics, 1535 01:03:45,959 --> 01:03:47,927 stewards and family only passes point. 1536 01:03:47,961 --> 01:03:48,995 - We're family. 1537 01:03:49,029 --> 01:03:49,396 - Oh yes? 1538 01:03:49,429 --> 01:03:50,230 Which car? 1539 01:03:50,263 --> 01:03:53,066 - Tiger Leboushare, he's my husband. 1540 01:03:53,099 --> 01:03:54,067 - He's your what? 1541 01:03:54,100 --> 01:03:55,235 - My friend is confused, darling. 1542 01:03:55,268 --> 01:03:57,037 Tiger is my husband. 1543 01:03:57,070 --> 01:03:58,304 Look, there he is! 1544 01:03:58,338 --> 01:04:00,206 (engines revving) 1545 01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:02,375 - Oh, how dreamy he is! 1546 01:04:02,409 --> 01:04:05,245 What is it about boys in goggles? 1547 01:04:05,278 --> 01:04:06,346 - Pit 13. 1548 01:04:06,379 --> 01:04:08,181 - Hoorah, my lucky number! 1549 01:04:08,214 --> 01:04:10,216 - You should be in brassards by right. 1550 01:04:10,250 --> 01:04:11,451 - What is a brassard? 1551 01:04:11,484 --> 01:04:14,387 - You've caught Tiger's fancy. 1552 01:04:14,421 --> 01:04:16,523 (engine revving) 1553 01:04:16,556 --> 01:04:17,424 - Hello! 1554 01:04:17,457 --> 01:04:20,126 I've been looking for you everywhere. 1555 01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:21,461 - Well I've been looking for you. 1556 01:04:21,494 --> 01:04:22,696 Where's my money? 1557 01:04:22,729 --> 01:04:23,930 - I can't hear you. 1558 01:04:23,963 --> 01:04:25,031 Where's what? 1559 01:04:25,065 --> 01:04:26,166 - My money! 1560 01:04:26,199 --> 01:04:28,134 - It's no good, these infernal machines 1561 01:04:28,168 --> 01:04:30,103 make too much racket. 1562 01:04:30,136 --> 01:04:31,338 What's your name? 1563 01:04:31,371 --> 01:04:32,505 - Adam Symes. 1564 01:04:32,539 --> 01:04:35,008 - I must know your name! 1565 01:04:35,041 --> 01:04:36,476 - Adam Symes! 1566 01:04:36,509 --> 01:04:37,243 - Oh! 1567 01:04:39,979 --> 01:04:41,548 - Look, I'm the spare mechanic. 1568 01:04:41,581 --> 01:04:43,283 How blissfully savage. 1569 01:04:43,316 --> 01:04:44,150 - Now, rules. 1570 01:04:45,085 --> 01:04:47,954 You can watch from the pit on track side. 1571 01:04:47,987 --> 01:04:50,190 You're not allowed to hand me anything direct, 1572 01:04:50,223 --> 01:04:52,425 but if I raise my left hand as I come through the pit, 1573 01:04:52,459 --> 01:04:55,962 that means I shall be stopping next lap for petrol. 1574 01:04:55,995 --> 01:04:57,297 - What does it mean if I wave this flag? 1575 01:04:57,330 --> 01:04:59,132 - That you want me to stop. 1576 01:04:59,165 --> 01:05:02,435 - Angel body, why should we want you to stop? 1577 01:05:02,469 --> 01:05:05,505 - Well, you might see something wrong with the car, 1578 01:05:05,538 --> 01:05:09,109 or one of the officials might want the number plate cleaned. 1579 01:05:09,142 --> 01:05:11,478 Now, look here, Miles. 1580 01:05:11,511 --> 01:05:13,446 Less of the angel body. 1581 01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:15,115 These people know me. 1582 01:05:15,148 --> 01:05:16,449 - Clearly they don't, darling. 1583 01:05:16,483 --> 01:05:17,150 But don't worry. 1584 01:05:17,183 --> 01:05:20,020 I shall be discretion herself. 1585 01:05:20,053 --> 01:05:21,454 (announcing) 1586 01:05:21,488 --> 01:05:24,090 (clapping) 1587 01:05:24,124 --> 01:05:25,258 (horn blowing) 1588 01:05:25,291 --> 01:05:28,528 (crowd yelling) 1589 01:05:28,561 --> 01:05:33,566 (engines revving) (big band music) 1590 01:05:38,038 --> 01:05:39,506 (crowd yelling) 1591 01:05:39,539 --> 01:05:41,207 - [Man] How about give it another go? 1592 01:05:41,241 --> 01:05:43,043 Come on try it again. 1593 01:05:43,076 --> 01:05:45,145 (tires screeching) 1594 01:05:45,178 --> 01:05:47,180 - Oh! (crowd yelling) 1595 01:05:47,213 --> 01:05:48,515 - Was that car supposed to explode? 1596 01:05:48,548 --> 01:05:51,184 (announcing) 1597 01:05:59,125 --> 01:06:04,030 (engines blaring) (crowd yelling) 1598 01:06:04,297 --> 01:06:05,598 - Go 13! 1599 01:06:05,632 --> 01:06:09,636 There's that (mumbles), come on 13, come on! 1600 01:06:09,669 --> 01:06:11,371 Oh well done, 13. 1601 01:06:11,404 --> 01:06:12,272 - Agatha, darling, you know 1602 01:06:12,305 --> 01:06:14,341 you really shouldn't have waved that flag. 1603 01:06:14,374 --> 01:06:15,208 - I did, how awful! 1604 01:06:15,241 --> 01:06:16,309 Why not? 1605 01:06:16,343 --> 01:06:18,244 - Well it's blue, that means he's to stop next lap. 1606 01:06:18,278 --> 01:06:19,312 (engines blaring) - Oh Lord. 1607 01:06:19,346 --> 01:06:20,580 Did I wave a blue flag? 1608 01:06:20,613 --> 01:06:22,382 - My dear, you know you did. 1609 01:06:22,415 --> 01:06:23,416 - How shaming. 1610 01:06:23,450 --> 01:06:24,351 What am I to say to him? 1611 01:06:24,384 --> 01:06:26,486 - Let's go away, before they come back. 1612 01:06:26,519 --> 01:06:27,520 - You know, I think we better. 1613 01:06:27,554 --> 01:06:28,321 (engines blaring) 1614 01:06:28,355 --> 01:06:30,390 He might be furious, mightn't he? 1615 01:06:30,423 --> 01:06:33,126 Let's find that Divine Tent and have a drink. 1616 01:06:33,159 --> 01:06:34,060 (announcing) 1617 01:06:34,094 --> 01:06:35,462 - Oh look, there's your boyfriend, again. 1618 01:06:35,495 --> 01:06:37,163 Persistent, I'll give him that. 1619 01:06:37,197 --> 01:06:38,498 - There you are! 1620 01:06:38,531 --> 01:06:40,500 I've been chasing you all over. 1621 01:06:40,533 --> 01:06:41,368 Where the devil have you been? 1622 01:06:41,401 --> 01:06:43,069 - Well I've been staying in (mumbles). 1623 01:06:43,103 --> 01:06:44,371 - But I never heard of you. 1624 01:06:44,404 --> 01:06:48,274 I've got to admit, I'd had rather a few too many that night. 1625 01:06:48,308 --> 01:06:49,843 And to tell you the truth, I woke up 1626 01:06:49,876 --> 01:06:51,578 and things were rather a blur. 1627 01:06:51,611 --> 01:06:53,413 And then I found 1,000 quid in my pocket 1628 01:06:53,446 --> 01:06:54,681 and it all came back to me. 1629 01:06:54,714 --> 01:06:58,351 Some (mumbles) given me his bundle to put on Indian Runner. 1630 01:06:58,385 --> 01:07:01,221 Now as far as I knew, Indian Runner was no good. 1631 01:07:01,254 --> 01:07:03,123 I didn't want to lose your money, boy. 1632 01:07:03,156 --> 01:07:05,291 But the devil if it was, I didn't know you from Adam. 1633 01:07:05,325 --> 01:07:06,159 - From Adam? 1634 01:07:06,192 --> 01:07:07,293 That's rather priceless. 1635 01:07:07,327 --> 01:07:09,562 - Neither did Lottie, apparently. 1636 01:07:09,596 --> 01:07:11,598 - You don't mean to say you've still got my 1,000? 1637 01:07:11,631 --> 01:07:13,700 - Well on the day of the race, I didn't know what to do. 1638 01:07:13,733 --> 01:07:15,435 One half of me said keep the 1,000. 1639 01:07:15,468 --> 01:07:16,569 Chap's bound to turn up sometime 1640 01:07:16,603 --> 01:07:19,172 and his business to do his own punting. 1641 01:07:19,205 --> 01:07:21,441 The other half said, put it all on The Favorite 1642 01:07:21,474 --> 01:07:23,443 and give him a run for his money. 1643 01:07:23,476 --> 01:07:25,211 - So you put it all on The Favorite. 1644 01:07:25,245 --> 01:07:26,079 - Well in the end, I said, 1645 01:07:26,112 --> 01:07:27,580 "Young chap must be frightfully rich, 1646 01:07:27,614 --> 01:07:29,115 "if he wants to throw his money away, 1647 01:07:29,149 --> 01:07:30,116 "it's none of my business." 1648 01:07:30,150 --> 01:07:33,453 So I planked it all on Indian Runner for you. 1649 01:07:33,486 --> 01:07:34,487 - You mean? 1650 01:07:34,521 --> 01:07:37,590 - I mean I've got a nice little packet of 34 thou, 1651 01:07:37,624 --> 01:07:40,193 waiting for you to condescend to pick it up. 1652 01:07:40,226 --> 01:07:41,327 - Good heavens. 1653 01:07:41,361 --> 01:07:41,861 Well look here. 1654 01:07:41,895 --> 01:07:42,829 Have a drink, right? 1655 01:07:42,862 --> 01:07:44,097 - Ah, now that's the thing I never refuse. 1656 01:07:44,130 --> 01:07:47,167 - Archie, loan me some money, til I get this fortune, okay? 1657 01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:48,435 - Well how much do you want? 1658 01:07:48,468 --> 01:07:50,704 - Enough to buy five bottles of champagne. 1659 01:07:50,737 --> 01:07:55,208 - Darling, just think what parties you could have. 1660 01:08:01,247 --> 01:08:04,117 - How well your lady friend moves. 1661 01:08:07,654 --> 01:08:08,488 - Look here, old boy. 1662 01:08:08,521 --> 01:08:09,456 Makes me feel awful ass, 1663 01:08:09,489 --> 01:08:12,325 but my note case was pinched in the crowd. 1664 01:08:12,359 --> 01:08:13,760 Couldn't possibly lend me a fiver, could you? 1665 01:08:13,793 --> 01:08:16,229 I'll give it to you at the same time I hand over 34 thou. 1666 01:08:16,262 --> 01:08:16,963 - Of course! 1667 01:08:16,996 --> 01:08:18,198 Archie, let me have five, okay? 1668 01:08:18,231 --> 01:08:19,332 - Awfully good of you. 1669 01:08:19,366 --> 01:08:20,934 What do you say we do a tenner while we're about it? 1670 01:08:20,967 --> 01:08:21,901 - I'm sorry, I have only just enough-- 1671 01:08:21,935 --> 01:08:23,636 - That's all right, ol chap. - To get home. 1672 01:08:23,670 --> 01:08:24,938 - Quite understand, not another word about it. 1673 01:08:24,971 --> 01:08:26,239 - Right. - Look, you roll along 1674 01:08:26,272 --> 01:08:27,640 to the Imperial about seven o'clock, 1675 01:08:27,674 --> 01:08:29,209 I'll give you your money then. 1676 01:08:29,242 --> 01:08:31,678 Glad to get it off my chest (laughs). 1677 01:08:31,711 --> 01:08:33,179 - Wow, 34,000. 1678 01:08:33,980 --> 01:08:35,648 - And he must powder her nose. 1679 01:08:35,682 --> 01:08:40,253 We might as well (mumbles). 1680 01:08:40,286 --> 01:08:41,154 And down. 1681 01:08:43,390 --> 01:08:46,626 (engines blaring) 1682 01:08:46,659 --> 01:08:48,695 - What's wrong with your driver? 1683 01:08:48,728 --> 01:08:52,632 (mumbling) Do you want to scratch? 1684 01:08:52,665 --> 01:08:53,533 Who's the spare? 1685 01:08:53,566 --> 01:08:54,668 Who's the spare driver? 1686 01:08:54,701 --> 01:08:55,969 - Oh, wait, it's me. 1687 01:08:56,002 --> 01:08:56,670 It's on my arm. 1688 01:08:56,703 --> 01:08:58,271 - Oh are you going to scratch? 1689 01:08:58,304 --> 01:08:59,272 - Certainly not. 1690 01:08:59,305 --> 01:09:00,440 - What's your name? 1691 01:09:00,473 --> 01:09:02,275 - Agatha, I'm the spare driver. 1692 01:09:02,308 --> 01:09:03,243 It's on my arm. 1693 01:09:03,276 --> 01:09:05,345 - Yes I can see it is. 1694 01:09:05,378 --> 01:09:06,046 All right then. 1695 01:09:06,079 --> 01:09:07,347 Start off as soon as you like. 1696 01:09:07,380 --> 01:09:08,048 - She's not-- 1697 01:09:08,081 --> 01:09:08,815 - No, no, no, rules are rules. 1698 01:09:08,848 --> 01:09:10,250 In you pop, Miss. 1699 01:09:10,283 --> 01:09:10,784 In you pop. 1700 01:09:10,817 --> 01:09:11,685 - It's on my arm. 1701 01:09:11,718 --> 01:09:12,385 - I say, Ag. 1702 01:09:12,419 --> 01:09:14,354 Are you sure you're all right? 1703 01:09:14,387 --> 01:09:15,989 - It says on my arm, Tiger. 1704 01:09:16,022 --> 01:09:17,590 - There's a good deal of Don Perigon 1705 01:09:17,624 --> 01:09:19,492 swashing around inside you. 1706 01:09:19,526 --> 01:09:21,294 Quite sure it's absolutely safe? 1707 01:09:21,327 --> 01:09:22,495 - Oh absolutely safe, darling. 1708 01:09:22,529 --> 01:09:25,298 (mumbles) but no I'll go quietly at first, 1709 01:09:25,331 --> 01:09:26,399 until I get used to it. 1710 01:09:26,433 --> 01:09:27,534 Well, goodbye! 1711 01:09:28,735 --> 01:09:30,470 Oh too scary! 1712 01:09:30,503 --> 01:09:33,340 (engine revving) 1713 01:09:35,709 --> 01:09:38,545 (crowd cheering) 1714 01:09:45,051 --> 01:09:46,486 - Whoa! 1715 01:09:46,519 --> 01:09:48,688 (laughing) 1716 01:09:50,690 --> 01:09:53,393 (screaming) 1717 01:09:53,426 --> 01:09:56,429 (upbeat fast music) 1718 01:09:58,398 --> 01:10:01,334 (screaming) 1719 01:10:01,368 --> 01:10:04,270 (engines blaring) 1720 01:10:17,784 --> 01:10:19,619 - [Announcer] Well good heavens, 1721 01:10:19,652 --> 01:10:22,655 car 13 has veered off the course and seems 1722 01:10:22,689 --> 01:10:25,625 to be speeding across four acre field. 1723 01:10:25,658 --> 01:10:28,428 Great pity after setting a new course record. 1724 01:10:28,461 --> 01:10:30,296 - Oh my dears, that's lucky for me. 1725 01:10:30,330 --> 01:10:33,633 A really good story on my second day as Mr. Chatterbox. 1726 01:10:33,667 --> 01:10:35,635 - Where's that woman gone with my bloody car? 1727 01:10:35,669 --> 01:10:37,804 - Oh she's probably remembered a party somewhere. 1728 01:10:37,837 --> 01:10:39,572 I expect you'll find it neatly parked 1729 01:10:39,606 --> 01:10:41,775 and polished and pretty in Barkley Square. 1730 01:10:41,808 --> 01:10:43,376 - Shall we then? 1731 01:10:43,410 --> 01:10:45,512 This motor racing is a bore. 1732 01:10:45,545 --> 01:10:47,313 - I beg your pardon? 1733 01:10:47,347 --> 01:10:48,314 I take the trouble to find you-- 1734 01:10:48,348 --> 01:10:51,084 - Oh don't be stiff and pompous, Tiger dear. 1735 01:10:51,117 --> 01:10:52,519 - Tiger, we've had a splendid day. 1736 01:10:52,552 --> 01:10:53,420 We've enjoyed ourselves immensely, 1737 01:10:53,453 --> 01:10:54,421 but it's getting late 1738 01:10:54,454 --> 01:10:56,489 and I have to be in town to pick up a fortune. 1739 01:10:56,523 --> 01:10:58,792 - If there's so much as a scratch on her bonnet. 1740 01:10:58,825 --> 01:11:02,595 - I don't think she was wearing a bonnet, to be honest. 1741 01:11:02,629 --> 01:11:04,431 - You bloody people. 1742 01:11:05,965 --> 01:11:09,569 Who the bloody hell do you think you are? 1743 01:11:12,739 --> 01:11:15,642 (engine whirring) 1744 01:11:19,546 --> 01:11:22,382 (engine blaring) 1745 01:11:24,918 --> 01:11:27,921 (upbeat fast music) 1746 01:11:38,932 --> 01:11:41,801 - [Woman] If you just like to sign in, your excellency. 1747 01:11:41,835 --> 01:11:42,936 - More than certainly. 1748 01:11:42,969 --> 01:11:43,903 - Excuse me, have you seen-- 1749 01:11:43,937 --> 01:11:45,472 - A moment, sir. 1750 01:11:45,505 --> 01:11:47,874 Your telegram, your excellency. 1751 01:11:51,478 --> 01:11:52,612 And your key. 1752 01:11:52,645 --> 01:11:53,913 - Thank you. 1753 01:11:53,947 --> 01:11:54,848 - Major. 1754 01:11:54,881 --> 01:11:55,849 - No. 1755 01:11:55,882 --> 01:11:56,583 - My money. 1756 01:11:56,616 --> 01:11:57,517 - Money? 1757 01:11:57,550 --> 01:11:59,853 - 1,000 pounds, plus 33,000 in winnings. 1758 01:11:59,886 --> 01:12:01,154 - Oh that. 1759 01:12:01,187 --> 01:12:03,156 Safe enough, Union Bank of London. 1760 01:12:03,189 --> 01:12:04,457 Never put your money into anything 1761 01:12:04,491 --> 01:12:05,392 that wasn't straight, old boy. 1762 01:12:05,425 --> 01:12:06,426 - No, of course not. 1763 01:12:06,459 --> 01:12:07,527 Very kind of you to have looked after it for me. 1764 01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:10,497 Listen, you said you'd give me a check this evening. 1765 01:12:10,530 --> 01:12:12,866 - Ah, (mumbles). 1766 01:12:12,899 --> 01:12:15,468 I told someone I'd give them a check. 1767 01:12:15,502 --> 01:12:17,537 How do I know it was you? 1768 01:12:17,570 --> 01:12:19,472 You might be a crook! 1769 01:12:19,506 --> 01:12:20,874 - Look, I've got two friends waiting for me 1770 01:12:20,907 --> 01:12:22,475 in the Palm Court, who will swear to you, 1771 01:12:22,509 --> 01:12:24,177 I'm Adam Symes; will that do? 1772 01:12:24,210 --> 01:12:26,413 - Might be a game. 1773 01:12:26,446 --> 01:12:28,481 Besides, I don't know what the name of the chap 1774 01:12:28,515 --> 01:12:30,884 who gave me the 1,000 pounds was. 1775 01:12:30,917 --> 01:12:33,420 And then I got your word for it. 1776 01:12:33,453 --> 01:12:34,921 I'll tell you what I'll do. 1777 01:12:34,954 --> 01:12:36,656 I'll sleep on it. 1778 01:12:36,690 --> 01:12:39,426 I'll tell you my decision when I awake. 1779 01:12:39,459 --> 01:12:41,428 Don't think me suspicious, old boy. 1780 01:12:41,461 --> 01:12:43,730 I'm a bloody be careful. 1781 01:12:43,763 --> 01:12:45,665 (snoring) 1782 01:12:45,699 --> 01:12:48,501 - I'm the Prince of Anatolia. 1783 01:12:48,535 --> 01:12:50,770 The most valuable pen in Europe. 1784 01:12:50,804 --> 01:12:52,906 (yelling) 1785 01:12:54,541 --> 01:12:55,675 - We've just heard. 1786 01:12:55,709 --> 01:12:57,844 They found Agatha at Euston Station. 1787 01:12:57,877 --> 01:12:59,779 - Staring fixedly as a model engine 1788 01:12:59,813 --> 01:13:01,614 in the central hall, apparently. 1789 01:13:01,648 --> 01:13:02,749 - The station master asked her name 1790 01:13:02,782 --> 01:13:03,917 and she just pointed to her arm 1791 01:13:03,950 --> 01:13:05,719 and said she was the spare driver. 1792 01:13:05,752 --> 01:13:08,788 So they've carted her off to a mental home. 1793 01:13:08,822 --> 01:13:09,723 - What? 1794 01:13:09,756 --> 01:13:12,459 - Did you get your fortune? 1795 01:13:12,492 --> 01:13:14,461 - Oh, the Major's too drunk to recognize me. 1796 01:13:14,494 --> 01:13:15,829 He's just gone to, 1797 01:13:17,697 --> 01:13:18,565 sleep. 1798 01:13:19,699 --> 01:13:20,834 - [Adam] You know I saw that Major, 1799 01:13:20,867 --> 01:13:22,235 but I'm afraid it may be bogus. 1800 01:13:22,268 --> 01:13:23,470 - We haven't got any money. 1801 01:13:23,503 --> 01:13:24,971 - No job, no money. 1802 01:13:25,005 --> 01:13:26,639 - We shan't be getting married soon. 1803 01:13:26,673 --> 01:13:27,707 - Not soon. 1804 01:13:27,741 --> 01:13:28,708 - I see. 1805 01:13:28,742 --> 01:13:29,676 - Well? 1806 01:13:29,709 --> 01:13:30,777 - I said, I see. 1807 01:13:30,810 --> 01:13:31,911 - Is that all? 1808 01:13:35,982 --> 01:13:37,984 - Yes, Adam, that's all. 1809 01:13:39,586 --> 01:13:40,253 - I'm sorry. 1810 01:13:40,286 --> 01:13:42,522 - I'm sorry too. 1811 01:13:42,555 --> 01:13:43,590 Goodbye. 1812 01:13:43,623 --> 01:13:44,824 - Goodbye, Nina. 1813 01:13:49,996 --> 01:13:52,532 - Oh it's Lottie, think of me. 1814 01:13:52,565 --> 01:13:53,967 When did you last pay us, dear? 1815 01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:55,001 (ringing) 1816 01:13:55,035 --> 01:13:56,836 And let's make up that bill of yours sometime. 1817 01:13:56,870 --> 01:13:57,704 - I expect your right. 1818 01:13:57,737 --> 01:13:59,072 By the way, Lottie, that foreign monarch. 1819 01:13:59,105 --> 01:14:00,707 Is he still staying here? 1820 01:14:00,740 --> 01:14:01,775 - The King of way was it? 1821 01:14:01,808 --> 01:14:02,842 Yeah. 1822 01:14:02,876 --> 01:14:05,111 - You might give him this. 1823 01:14:05,145 --> 01:14:06,913 - Oh (laughs). 1824 01:14:06,946 --> 01:14:10,517 - Excuse, but there is a telephone for a Mr. Symes. 1825 01:14:10,550 --> 01:14:11,718 - Thank you, Brazilio. 1826 01:14:11,751 --> 01:14:14,020 - [Lottie] Oh Lord it's Miss Carr, is it? 1827 01:14:14,054 --> 01:14:15,655 What am I gonna do with her? - Hello? 1828 01:14:15,689 --> 01:14:16,723 - Darling, I'm afraid I've got something 1829 01:14:16,756 --> 01:14:17,924 rather awful to tell you. 1830 01:14:17,957 --> 01:14:20,093 I'm engaged to be married. 1831 01:14:20,126 --> 01:14:21,061 - Who to? 1832 01:14:21,094 --> 01:14:22,595 - I hardly think I can tell you. 1833 01:14:22,629 --> 01:14:23,897 - [Adam] Who is it? 1834 01:14:23,930 --> 01:14:24,597 - Ginger. 1835 01:14:24,631 --> 01:14:26,099 - (laughs) I don't believe it. 1836 01:14:26,132 --> 01:14:27,934 - Well I am, that's all there is to it. 1837 01:14:27,967 --> 01:14:29,002 - You're going to marry Ginger? 1838 01:14:29,035 --> 01:14:30,003 - Yes. - I see. 1839 01:14:30,036 --> 01:14:31,571 - Well? - I said, I see. 1840 01:14:31,604 --> 01:14:32,138 - Is that all? 1841 01:14:32,172 --> 01:14:33,840 - Yes, Nina, that's all. 1842 01:14:33,873 --> 01:14:35,608 - When shall I see you? 1843 01:14:35,642 --> 01:14:38,712 - I don't want ever to see you again. 1844 01:14:38,745 --> 01:14:39,612 - I see. - Well? 1845 01:14:39,646 --> 01:14:40,613 - I said, I see. 1846 01:14:40,647 --> 01:14:41,881 - Well, goodbye. 1847 01:14:49,055 --> 01:14:52,959 - Told you it wouldn't be that hard, old girl. 1848 01:14:55,095 --> 01:14:56,629 - Don't do that, Ginger darling. 1849 01:14:56,663 --> 01:14:58,531 Your mustache tickles. 1850 01:15:24,024 --> 01:15:26,893 - Darling, I can't really see who it is. 1851 01:15:26,926 --> 01:15:29,095 There are some cocktail things in the wardrobe. 1852 01:15:29,129 --> 01:15:30,830 Do make a big one. 1853 01:15:33,667 --> 01:15:35,969 You look just like Adam Symes. 1854 01:15:41,107 --> 01:15:42,942 - How you feeling, Aggie? 1855 01:15:42,976 --> 01:15:46,079 - Oh rather odd, to tell you the truth. 1856 01:15:46,112 --> 01:15:47,080 How's Nina? 1857 01:15:48,081 --> 01:15:50,050 - She got engaged to be married. 1858 01:15:50,083 --> 01:15:51,818 - Ginger, I expect. 1859 01:15:53,186 --> 01:15:55,088 Darling you're so sweet. 1860 01:15:55,121 --> 01:15:56,923 Everyone guessed. 1861 01:15:56,956 --> 01:15:58,058 Pots of money. 1862 01:15:58,992 --> 01:16:00,193 Are you very upset? 1863 01:16:00,226 --> 01:16:01,161 - Desperate. 1864 01:16:01,194 --> 01:16:03,663 Thinking of committing suicide, like Simon. 1865 01:16:03,697 --> 01:16:04,964 - Don't do that, darling. 1866 01:16:04,998 --> 01:16:07,701 Too many people are disappearing. 1867 01:16:07,734 --> 01:16:08,935 Did you get your money? 1868 01:16:08,968 --> 01:16:12,605 - No, the drunken Major's disappeared too. 1869 01:16:14,974 --> 01:16:16,910 Agatha, I have nothing. 1870 01:16:18,745 --> 01:16:19,679 Smashed up. 1871 01:16:21,881 --> 01:16:23,817 All to pieces. 1872 01:16:23,850 --> 01:16:26,119 - You know all that time, I was dotty. 1873 01:16:26,152 --> 01:16:28,855 Had the most awful dreams. 1874 01:16:28,888 --> 01:16:30,857 I thought we were all driving around and round 1875 01:16:30,890 --> 01:16:34,027 at a motor race and none of us could stop. 1876 01:16:34,060 --> 01:16:35,261 And there was an enormous audience 1877 01:16:35,295 --> 01:16:37,964 composed entirely of gossip writers 1878 01:16:37,997 --> 01:16:40,667 and gate crushers and Archie Swert 1879 01:16:41,901 --> 01:16:45,038 and bogus people, shouting at us to go faster. 1880 01:16:46,773 --> 01:16:49,843 And car after car kept crashing, until I was left all alone, 1881 01:16:49,876 --> 01:16:54,247 driving and driving and then I would crash and wake up. 1882 01:16:55,015 --> 01:16:56,116 - Aggie, darling! 1883 01:16:56,149 --> 01:16:57,017 How are you? 1884 01:16:57,050 --> 01:16:59,152 Goodness how gothic! 1885 01:16:59,185 --> 01:17:01,021 How gloomy, how grim! 1886 01:17:02,055 --> 01:17:04,190 - Oh my dear, how blind making! 1887 01:17:04,224 --> 01:17:06,459 - I bought some records in a funny little shop. 1888 01:17:06,493 --> 01:17:08,194 - You are angelic, do let's try them. 1889 01:17:08,228 --> 01:17:09,963 There's a gramophone under the bed. 1890 01:17:09,996 --> 01:17:12,866 - I saw lots of people at Margot's. 1891 01:17:12,899 --> 01:17:14,300 Some are coming round, do you mind? 1892 01:17:14,334 --> 01:17:16,036 - Why no, let's have a party. 1893 01:17:16,069 --> 01:17:18,138 Never had a party in a mental home before, have we? 1894 01:17:18,171 --> 01:17:19,172 Or have we? 1895 01:17:19,205 --> 01:17:19,906 Have we? 1896 01:17:21,041 --> 01:17:23,043 ♪ Dance, dance, dance little lady ♪ 1897 01:17:23,076 --> 01:17:25,812 ♪ Youth is fleeting to the rhythm ♪ 1898 01:17:25,845 --> 01:17:28,948 ♪ Beating in your mind 1899 01:17:28,982 --> 01:17:30,817 ♪ Dance, dance, dance little lady ♪ 1900 01:17:30,850 --> 01:17:33,019 ♪ So obsessed with second best 1901 01:17:33,053 --> 01:17:36,189 ♪ No rest you'll ever find 1902 01:17:36,222 --> 01:17:38,191 ♪ Time and tide and trouble 1903 01:17:38,224 --> 01:17:40,060 ♪ Never, never wait 1904 01:17:40,093 --> 01:17:41,995 ♪ Let the cauldron bubble 1905 01:17:42,028 --> 01:17:43,863 ♪ Justify your fate 1906 01:17:43,897 --> 01:17:45,832 ♪ Dance, dance, dance little lady ♪ 1907 01:17:45,865 --> 01:17:49,803 ♪ Dance, dance, dance little lady ♪ 1908 01:17:49,836 --> 01:17:54,841 ♪ Leave tomorrow behind - Oh I love you all so much! 1909 01:17:55,208 --> 01:17:57,510 (laughing) 1910 01:18:01,381 --> 01:18:02,315 - [Van] Wonderful! - Again, again! 1911 01:18:02,349 --> 01:18:04,217 - [Van] Now I think we need a little more! 1912 01:18:04,250 --> 01:18:06,019 - I say, Miles. 1913 01:18:06,052 --> 01:18:07,220 - I'm so sorry. 1914 01:18:09,255 --> 01:18:09,989 So silly. 1915 01:18:12,826 --> 01:18:15,195 Only it's the beastliest thing. 1916 01:18:19,065 --> 01:18:20,233 (crying) 1917 01:18:20,266 --> 01:18:21,334 I've got to go now. 1918 01:18:21,368 --> 01:18:22,836 Train, France. 1919 01:18:27,240 --> 01:18:29,976 It's so unbearably, unbearable! 1920 01:18:35,415 --> 01:18:36,282 Tiger. 1921 01:18:38,018 --> 01:18:40,387 Tiger, of all people. 1922 01:18:40,420 --> 01:18:41,054 - Tiger? 1923 01:18:42,055 --> 01:18:46,092 - He left some letters from me, lying around. 1924 01:18:49,829 --> 01:18:51,297 The police have them. 1925 01:18:54,868 --> 01:18:57,070 There's a warrant, for my... 1926 01:19:00,173 --> 01:19:02,909 I can't even go and pack. 1927 01:19:02,942 --> 01:19:04,844 - Hello, Aggie, I say. 1928 01:19:09,015 --> 01:19:10,283 Miles, what's up? 1929 01:19:11,284 --> 01:19:13,019 - Goodbye, darling. 1930 01:19:17,257 --> 01:19:18,825 Goodbye, Archie. 1931 01:19:21,027 --> 01:19:24,030 You'll have a good story today, Van. 1932 01:19:27,634 --> 01:19:30,203 Adam (crying). 1933 01:19:33,907 --> 01:19:34,808 Oh. 1934 01:19:37,010 --> 01:19:38,011 Sorry, Nina. 1935 01:19:43,149 --> 01:19:45,318 Miles is in a scrape again. 1936 01:19:50,290 --> 01:19:51,224 - What's happened? 1937 01:19:51,257 --> 01:19:54,194 - Everyone's going round and round and round. 1938 01:19:54,227 --> 01:19:55,228 Keep dancing, everybody! 1939 01:19:55,261 --> 01:19:58,198 - Miles has to leave the country. 1940 01:19:58,231 --> 01:19:59,099 Police. 1941 01:20:02,936 --> 01:20:03,837 - Oh no. 1942 01:20:05,038 --> 01:20:07,874 - Well, this is all a bit bloody. 1943 01:20:19,386 --> 01:20:22,055 - Thought you were never going to speak to me again. 1944 01:20:22,088 --> 01:20:24,991 - Well it had happened, didn't it? 1945 01:20:29,229 --> 01:20:32,465 - Agatha's looking better than I expected. 1946 01:20:32,499 --> 01:20:33,400 - Oh Nina. 1947 01:20:37,337 --> 01:20:39,372 - What is it, darling? 1948 01:20:39,406 --> 01:20:42,175 - Oh Nina what a lot of parties. 1949 01:20:44,177 --> 01:20:45,078 - I know. 1950 01:20:48,415 --> 01:20:49,315 Oh. 1951 01:20:51,518 --> 01:20:52,919 You're so hot. 1952 01:20:54,020 --> 01:20:58,992 - Mask parties, savage parties, Victorian parties, 1953 01:20:59,025 --> 01:21:02,495 Greek parties, Wild West parties, Russian parties, 1954 01:21:02,529 --> 01:21:05,265 circus parties, parties where you have to dress 1955 01:21:05,298 --> 01:21:08,168 as somebody else, almost naked parties 1956 01:21:08,201 --> 01:21:13,006 and St. John's word parties and flats and studios and houses 1957 01:21:13,039 --> 01:21:15,208 and ships and hotels and nightclubs 1958 01:21:15,241 --> 01:21:18,078 and swimming baths and windmills. 1959 01:21:20,413 --> 01:21:22,515 Dances in London, so dull. 1960 01:21:24,184 --> 01:21:27,721 Comic dances in Scotland and disgusting dances 1961 01:21:27,754 --> 01:21:28,855 in the suburbs. 1962 01:21:28,888 --> 01:21:33,727 All that succession and repetition of mast humanity. 1963 01:21:33,760 --> 01:21:35,495 All those vile bodies! 1964 01:21:38,164 --> 01:21:40,367 And now a party in a mental hospital. 1965 01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:41,468 Come back with me to Lottie's tonight. 1966 01:21:41,501 --> 01:21:42,302 - No. 1967 01:21:42,335 --> 01:21:44,237 - Please. - Ginger wouldn't like it. 1968 01:21:44,270 --> 01:21:45,972 - Nina, do you love him? 1969 01:21:46,006 --> 01:21:48,174 - Oh Adam, how can you ask? 1970 01:21:49,109 --> 01:21:50,076 - Then why? 1971 01:21:53,146 --> 01:21:55,281 - Oh Adam, how can you ask? 1972 01:21:55,315 --> 01:21:56,216 - Money? 1973 01:21:57,350 --> 01:21:58,385 Bloody money. 1974 01:22:03,523 --> 01:22:05,258 - It's all very well to look down on money, 1975 01:22:05,291 --> 01:22:08,561 but a girl's got to look after herself, these days. 1976 01:22:08,595 --> 01:22:12,365 - Come and dine with me at Lottie's. 1977 01:22:12,399 --> 01:22:13,500 - Ginger wouldn't understand. 1978 01:22:13,533 --> 01:22:15,235 - Last time, Nina. 1979 01:22:17,570 --> 01:22:18,471 - Well... 1980 01:22:29,449 --> 01:22:32,786 I believe you knew I was going to. 1981 01:22:32,819 --> 01:22:33,987 Oh darling. 1982 01:22:35,455 --> 01:22:38,391 If only you were as rich as Ginger. 1983 01:22:39,526 --> 01:22:41,394 Or even half as rich. 1984 01:22:43,196 --> 01:22:44,597 - [Nurse] Really! 1985 01:22:44,631 --> 01:22:47,100 Cocktails and records in a sick room. 1986 01:22:47,133 --> 01:22:48,468 Who on Earth does such a thing? 1987 01:22:48,501 --> 01:22:51,071 Out you go, the pair of you! 1988 01:22:54,140 --> 01:22:55,275 - Hello, dears. 1989 01:22:56,242 --> 01:22:57,510 - [Adam] Hello, Lottie! 1990 01:22:57,544 --> 01:22:58,611 - [Nina] Hello Brazilio. 1991 01:22:58,645 --> 01:22:59,612 - Buenos aires, madam! 1992 01:22:59,646 --> 01:23:02,349 - Nasty, angry fellow in here for you today. 1993 01:23:02,382 --> 01:23:04,317 Looked like a debt collector. 1994 01:23:04,351 --> 01:23:05,652 Vulgar mustache. 1995 01:23:05,685 --> 01:23:08,154 I told him you'd gone to Newcastle (laughs). 1996 01:23:08,188 --> 01:23:09,622 Don't like debt collectors. 1997 01:23:09,656 --> 01:23:11,558 What about my little bill? 1998 01:23:13,093 --> 01:23:14,661 - We were thinking a spot of dinner, first. 1999 01:23:14,694 --> 01:23:17,597 - In the dining room, dear? 2000 01:23:17,630 --> 01:23:19,299 Of course not. 2001 01:23:19,332 --> 01:23:22,235 I'll have Brazilio bring it up to your room. 2002 01:23:22,268 --> 01:23:24,437 (laughing) 2003 01:23:31,678 --> 01:23:34,147 - Darling, art too divine. 2004 01:23:36,182 --> 01:23:37,183 How are you? 2005 01:23:38,451 --> 01:23:39,452 How are you? 2006 01:23:40,687 --> 01:23:42,856 I wonder you were able to come. 2007 01:23:42,889 --> 01:23:43,623 Ouch! 2008 01:23:45,525 --> 01:23:49,863 Only you must take care not to fall out of the corners. 2009 01:23:49,896 --> 01:23:53,566 I wish I knew which thing was which in this car. 2010 01:23:53,600 --> 01:23:56,670 Darling, do try and drive straight. 2011 01:23:56,703 --> 01:23:58,638 Faster, faster, faster! 2012 01:24:38,244 --> 01:24:40,347 - That was the first day I met you. 2013 01:24:40,380 --> 01:24:44,384 Agatha and I came down to Oxford to visit Miles. 2014 01:24:53,326 --> 01:24:54,461 You don't seem to be enjoying yourself 2015 01:24:54,494 --> 01:24:57,197 very much this evening. 2016 01:24:57,230 --> 01:24:59,399 - Sorry, am I being a bore? 2017 01:25:02,268 --> 01:25:05,171 - Suppose I should go home now, really. 2018 01:25:05,205 --> 01:25:05,739 - Yes. 2019 01:25:11,544 --> 01:25:13,646 - What's the matter? 2020 01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:17,250 - I'd give anything in the world for something different. 2021 01:25:17,283 --> 01:25:20,253 - Yes, but you don't have anything. 2022 01:25:27,660 --> 01:25:28,561 Oh. 2023 01:25:31,798 --> 01:25:34,567 You do give me a pain, you know. 2024 01:25:36,269 --> 01:25:37,170 Such pain. 2025 01:25:46,780 --> 01:25:48,682 - So your little bird has flown, has she? 2026 01:25:48,715 --> 01:25:52,419 Sit down and have a glass of wine, eh? 2027 01:25:52,452 --> 01:25:55,455 That's it (laughs). 2028 01:25:56,623 --> 01:25:59,259 Now dear, what about my bill? 2029 01:26:00,527 --> 01:26:02,228 - Oh yes, of course. 2030 01:26:02,262 --> 01:26:04,431 Well, look have it made out and sent up to me. 2031 01:26:04,464 --> 01:26:06,199 - I've got it here. 2032 01:26:07,434 --> 01:26:08,601 Bless you. 2033 01:26:08,635 --> 01:26:12,806 What a lot you seem to have drunk (laughs). 2034 01:26:12,839 --> 01:26:14,774 - Well, thank you so much. 2035 01:26:15,709 --> 01:26:16,643 I'll send you down a check. 2036 01:26:16,676 --> 01:26:19,612 - No dear, suppose you write it down here. 2037 01:26:19,646 --> 01:26:20,580 Here's the pen. 2038 01:26:20,613 --> 01:26:22,682 Here's the ink and oh (laughs). 2039 01:26:22,716 --> 01:26:25,618 Here's a blank checkbook. 2040 01:26:25,652 --> 01:26:26,653 - All right. 2041 01:26:28,555 --> 01:26:29,456 78 pounds. 2042 01:26:31,491 --> 01:26:32,826 16 shillings. 2043 01:26:32,859 --> 01:26:35,595 - And tuppence for the check. 2044 01:26:35,628 --> 01:26:36,763 - And tuppence. 2045 01:26:38,732 --> 01:26:40,300 Charlie Chaplin. 2046 01:26:42,335 --> 01:26:43,236 There. 2047 01:26:45,605 --> 01:26:47,674 - Adam Fenwick-Symes. 2048 01:26:47,707 --> 01:26:50,410 What childish scroll, (laughs). 2049 01:26:50,443 --> 01:26:52,512 Charlie Chaplin, indeed. 2050 01:26:52,545 --> 01:26:54,347 - Private joke. 2051 01:26:54,381 --> 01:26:55,615 - Look who's turned up. 2052 01:26:55,648 --> 01:26:57,884 If it isn't Mr. How do you do. 2053 01:26:57,917 --> 01:27:00,487 Come in and have a glass, dear. 2054 01:27:01,554 --> 01:27:04,057 Now I knew you, before you were born. 2055 01:27:04,090 --> 01:27:04,524 - Yes, hello Lottie. 2056 01:27:04,557 --> 01:27:05,125 Look here, Symes. 2057 01:27:05,158 --> 01:27:06,359 I want to speak to you. 2058 01:27:06,393 --> 01:27:09,596 Perhaps we might go somewhere, where we won't be disturbed. 2059 01:27:09,629 --> 01:27:11,297 - Bless you, boys. 2060 01:27:11,331 --> 01:27:12,699 You just have a nice chat. 2061 01:27:12,732 --> 01:27:13,833 There's no one in the back parlor. 2062 01:27:13,867 --> 01:27:15,335 I won't bother you. 2063 01:27:15,368 --> 01:27:16,670 I have lots to do. 2064 01:27:18,438 --> 01:27:20,507 And may the best man win. 2065 01:27:21,474 --> 01:27:22,175 - Well? 2066 01:27:22,208 --> 01:27:23,710 - What I'm about to say is that 2067 01:27:23,743 --> 01:27:25,779 what I'm about to say may sound unpleasant, yeah, 2068 01:27:25,812 --> 01:27:27,814 and all that, but look here, you know, dammit. 2069 01:27:27,847 --> 01:27:30,083 I mean the better man has won. 2070 01:27:30,116 --> 01:27:32,552 Not that I'm saying, that I'm the better man. 2071 01:27:32,585 --> 01:27:33,820 I wouldn't say that for a moment. 2072 01:27:33,853 --> 01:27:35,455 All the bad luck on you and all that. 2073 01:27:35,488 --> 01:27:36,723 But still, when you come to think of it, 2074 01:27:36,756 --> 01:27:38,725 I mean, look here, you know dammit! 2075 01:27:38,758 --> 01:27:41,528 Do you see what I mean? 2076 01:27:41,561 --> 01:27:43,329 - Not quite. 2077 01:27:43,363 --> 01:27:45,098 Is it something about Nina? 2078 01:27:45,131 --> 01:27:46,399 - Yes it is. 2079 01:27:46,433 --> 01:27:47,634 We are engaged. 2080 01:27:47,667 --> 01:27:50,737 I'm not having you butting in, or there'll be hell to pay. 2081 01:27:50,770 --> 01:27:52,572 - What makes you think I'm butting in? 2082 01:27:52,605 --> 01:27:54,708 - Well I know you, you dined with her last night 2083 01:27:54,741 --> 01:27:56,543 and stayed out jolly late too. 2084 01:27:56,576 --> 01:27:58,645 - How do you know we stayed out jolly late? 2085 01:27:58,678 --> 01:28:00,613 - Well, as a matter of fact, 2086 01:28:00,647 --> 01:28:01,948 I had to talk to her about something jolly important 2087 01:28:01,981 --> 01:28:02,916 and I called her up once or twice 2088 01:28:02,949 --> 01:28:04,818 and didn't get an answer until three o'clock. 2089 01:28:04,851 --> 01:28:07,554 - I suppose you rang her every 10 minutes. 2090 01:28:07,587 --> 01:28:10,323 - Well, not as often as all that. 2091 01:28:11,458 --> 01:28:12,792 I've known her since we were children. 2092 01:28:12,826 --> 01:28:13,660 Used to play with her. 2093 01:28:13,693 --> 01:28:14,527 Friend of the family. 2094 01:28:14,561 --> 01:28:16,930 I mean I know you were sort of engaged, 2095 01:28:16,963 --> 01:28:20,834 but believe me, I had her photo by my bed in Salon. 2096 01:28:20,867 --> 01:28:24,904 Yeah, that's sound rather wet, but there you are. 2097 01:28:24,938 --> 01:28:27,841 The thing is, I trust her. 2098 01:28:27,874 --> 01:28:28,808 Of course I trust her. 2099 01:28:28,842 --> 01:28:30,143 I don't kid myself. 2100 01:28:30,176 --> 01:28:31,911 No oil painting. 2101 01:28:31,945 --> 01:28:32,779 She doesn't like my tache, 2102 01:28:32,812 --> 01:28:36,516 but upper lip's got a birthmark on it. 2103 01:28:36,549 --> 01:28:38,985 - You're saying she doesn't love you? 2104 01:28:39,019 --> 01:28:40,920 - You're brainy. 2105 01:28:40,954 --> 01:28:44,391 You don't have a port wine stain on your upper lip. 2106 01:28:44,424 --> 01:28:47,827 You may be broke, but girls are odd. 2107 01:28:47,861 --> 01:28:48,561 I want you to promise me-- 2108 01:28:48,595 --> 01:28:50,430 - How much is she worth to you? 2109 01:28:50,463 --> 01:28:51,031 - Come again? 2110 01:28:51,064 --> 01:28:53,400 - I'll sell her to you. 2111 01:28:53,433 --> 01:28:55,602 - Good God, dammit. 2112 01:28:55,635 --> 01:28:57,804 - I'll sell my share in Nina for 100 pounds. 2113 01:28:57,837 --> 01:28:58,972 - You pretend to be in love her, 2114 01:28:59,005 --> 01:29:00,173 and you talk of her like that? 2115 01:29:00,206 --> 01:29:01,641 It's not decent! 2116 01:29:03,476 --> 01:29:06,980 Besides, 100 pounds is a deuce if a lot. 2117 01:29:07,013 --> 01:29:09,516 Just put a deposit of 500 down on a place on Charles Street. 2118 01:29:09,549 --> 01:29:10,250 Investments going up and down. 2119 01:29:10,283 --> 01:29:11,217 Marriage isn't cheap, you know? 2120 01:29:11,251 --> 01:29:13,486 - 100 pounds down and I leave Nina to you. 2121 01:29:13,520 --> 01:29:14,921 I think it's cheap. 2122 01:29:17,023 --> 01:29:17,891 - 50. - 100. 2123 01:29:17,924 --> 01:29:19,426 - 75. - 100. 2124 01:29:19,459 --> 01:29:21,461 - Damned if I'll pay anymore than 75. 2125 01:29:21,494 --> 01:29:23,763 - I'll take 78 pounds, 16 shillings and tuppence. 2126 01:29:23,797 --> 01:29:25,965 I can't go lower than that. 2127 01:29:27,801 --> 01:29:28,802 - All right. 2128 01:29:33,239 --> 01:29:35,608 You really will go away? 2129 01:29:35,642 --> 01:29:37,010 - I'll try, Ginger. 2130 01:29:40,714 --> 01:29:44,784 - (mumbles), poor girl. 2131 01:29:44,818 --> 01:29:48,722 I don't think you're a gentleman, sir. 2132 01:29:48,755 --> 01:29:49,923 - Neither do I. 2133 01:29:51,791 --> 01:29:53,893 (ringing) 2134 01:29:58,531 --> 01:30:00,066 - Miss Blount's residence. 2135 01:30:00,100 --> 01:30:01,735 - Nina, it's Adam. 2136 01:30:01,768 --> 01:30:04,004 - Oh hello, darling. 2137 01:30:04,037 --> 01:30:06,740 I thought you might be Ginger. 2138 01:30:06,773 --> 01:30:08,942 Woke up feeling I couldn't face him. 2139 01:30:08,975 --> 01:30:10,143 He rang up last night, just as I got in 2140 01:30:10,176 --> 01:30:14,914 and anyway, I don't think I want to marry him after all. 2141 01:30:14,948 --> 01:30:16,983 - Say Nina, rather strange thing's happened. 2142 01:30:17,017 --> 01:30:18,551 Lottie presented her bill. 2143 01:30:18,585 --> 01:30:18,985 - Oh Adam. 2144 01:30:19,019 --> 01:30:19,986 What did you do? 2145 01:30:20,020 --> 01:30:22,255 - Well I did something rather extraordinary. 2146 01:30:22,288 --> 01:30:23,656 My dear, I sold you. 2147 01:30:23,690 --> 01:30:24,924 - Darling. 2148 01:30:24,958 --> 01:30:25,825 Who to? 2149 01:30:25,859 --> 01:30:26,826 - Ginger. 2150 01:30:26,860 --> 01:30:27,694 He came around in a debate. 2151 01:30:27,727 --> 01:30:30,096 You fetched 78 pounds and 16 shillings 2152 01:30:30,130 --> 01:30:31,931 and tuppence. - Well! 2153 01:30:31,965 --> 01:30:33,900 - [Adam] Goodbye, Nina. 2154 01:30:39,939 --> 01:30:40,840 - Sir! 2155 01:30:40,874 --> 01:30:42,509 How may I thank you? 2156 01:30:42,542 --> 01:30:44,944 You find my pen, with the eagles. 2157 01:30:44,978 --> 01:30:46,513 Oh bless you! 2158 01:30:46,546 --> 01:30:47,514 God bless you! 2159 01:30:47,547 --> 01:30:48,882 I am mad with joy! 2160 01:30:51,017 --> 01:30:51,985 - Oy! 2161 01:30:52,018 --> 01:30:52,819 - Not at all sir! 2162 01:30:52,852 --> 01:30:54,721 - Come and listen to the wireless. 2163 01:30:54,754 --> 01:30:56,489 The funniest thing! 2164 01:30:59,059 --> 01:31:01,061 - [Announcer] Today we're prepared at once, 2165 01:31:01,094 --> 01:31:04,297 to withdraw their troops from Poland. 2166 01:31:04,330 --> 01:31:07,701 A state of war, would exist between us. 2167 01:31:09,636 --> 01:31:13,673 I have to tell you now, that no such undertaking has been 2168 01:31:13,707 --> 01:31:16,076 received and that consequently, 2169 01:31:17,344 --> 01:31:20,547 this country is at war with Germany. 2170 01:31:31,991 --> 01:31:35,061 (bomb whistling) 2171 01:31:35,095 --> 01:31:37,564 (gunfire) 2172 01:31:38,665 --> 01:31:42,669 (airplane engine whirring) 2173 01:31:42,702 --> 01:31:44,137 - [Nina] Dearest Dear. 2174 01:31:44,170 --> 01:31:47,774 I'm so glad you wrote back, at last. 2175 01:31:47,807 --> 01:31:49,142 How proud of you, I am. 2176 01:31:49,175 --> 01:31:52,112 Everyone says you should have a VC. 2177 01:31:54,080 --> 01:31:57,851 Now darling, the baby is called Tommy. 2178 01:31:57,884 --> 01:32:00,620 And he looks so like a miniature you. 2179 01:32:00,653 --> 01:32:03,056 Of course Ginger is convinced that he's the father. 2180 01:32:03,089 --> 01:32:04,224 He and little Tommy are in a ghastly house 2181 01:32:04,257 --> 01:32:06,793 in Platt Street, but angel, guess where I'm living at, 2182 01:32:06,826 --> 01:32:08,695 to be near my new job? 2183 01:32:08,728 --> 01:32:11,698 Shepheard's Hotel, of all places. 2184 01:32:11,731 --> 01:32:12,766 Do hurry home, darling. 2185 01:32:12,799 --> 01:32:14,000 They've started bombing London. 2186 01:32:14,034 --> 01:32:15,669 Which is horrid. 2187 01:32:15,702 --> 01:32:18,204 (yelling) 2188 01:32:18,238 --> 01:32:21,641 - I say, it's all right, I'm English! 2189 01:32:23,009 --> 01:32:24,010 I'm English! 2190 01:32:25,078 --> 01:32:25,979 - Hello! 2191 01:32:26,980 --> 01:32:29,749 All the killing, this smoke! 2192 01:32:29,783 --> 01:32:30,650 - My God! 2193 01:32:30,684 --> 01:32:31,918 You're the drunk Major! 2194 01:32:31,951 --> 01:32:33,787 - I am not drunk, damn you sir! 2195 01:32:33,820 --> 01:32:35,689 And what's more, I'm a General. 2196 01:32:35,722 --> 01:32:37,724 What the deuce are you doing here? 2197 01:32:37,757 --> 01:32:40,093 - Well to tell the truth, sir, I've lost my platoon. 2198 01:32:40,126 --> 01:32:41,695 - Lost your platoon? 2199 01:32:41,728 --> 01:32:43,697 I've lost my whole bloody division. 2200 01:32:43,730 --> 01:32:44,698 - Is it all over, sir? 2201 01:32:44,731 --> 01:32:45,865 - Hard to say, frankly. 2202 01:32:45,899 --> 01:32:47,834 Thing to do is head to the beaches and see if the Navy 2203 01:32:47,867 --> 01:32:49,669 can pick us up. 2204 01:32:49,703 --> 01:32:50,904 Not that things are any better in London. 2205 01:32:50,937 --> 01:32:52,939 They bombed St. James' last night. 2206 01:32:52,972 --> 01:32:56,109 Shepheard's Hotel, flattened. 2207 01:32:56,142 --> 01:32:57,711 Poor old Lottie. 2208 01:32:59,012 --> 01:32:59,679 Hang on, Lottie. 2209 01:32:59,713 --> 01:33:01,848 I know you from her, don't I? 2210 01:33:01,881 --> 01:33:03,416 Owe you some money. 2211 01:33:03,450 --> 01:33:05,018 - 34,000 pounds. 2212 01:33:05,051 --> 01:33:07,187 - 34,005, never forget a debt! 2213 01:33:08,788 --> 01:33:10,657 Looked for you everywhere before this crap started. 2214 01:33:10,690 --> 01:33:13,159 Even went to bloody Newcastle. 2215 01:33:13,193 --> 01:33:15,028 Might as well give you a check here and now. 2216 01:33:15,061 --> 01:33:16,863 - Shepheard's Hotel, completely gone? 2217 01:33:16,896 --> 01:33:18,098 - Yep, all dead. 2218 01:33:18,131 --> 01:33:18,998 - Name? 2219 01:33:20,033 --> 01:33:21,668 - Adam Fenwick-Symes. 2220 01:33:22,769 --> 01:33:24,738 - Had a (mumbles) Major Fenwick-Symes, 2221 01:33:24,771 --> 01:33:26,706 during the last go. 2222 01:33:26,740 --> 01:33:28,108 - My father. 2223 01:33:28,141 --> 01:33:30,710 - He played the fool, too. 2224 01:33:30,744 --> 01:33:31,945 Or was it the violin? 2225 01:33:31,978 --> 01:33:32,879 Ha! 2226 01:33:33,780 --> 01:33:34,881 There you go! 2227 01:33:34,914 --> 01:33:36,216 - Thank you. 2228 01:33:36,249 --> 01:33:38,151 - Well a case of bubbly in the car. 2229 01:33:38,184 --> 01:33:41,721 Let's see if there's any life in it. 2230 01:33:41,755 --> 01:33:44,224 (bomb exploding) 2231 01:33:47,761 --> 01:33:50,230 (dramatic music) 2232 01:34:32,372 --> 01:34:34,040 - [Man] Would've been blown away on a beach 2233 01:34:34,074 --> 01:34:36,209 by them stukers, sir. 2234 01:34:36,242 --> 01:34:37,977 Bloody miracle, eh? 2235 01:34:39,846 --> 01:34:40,714 - Yes. 2236 01:34:41,848 --> 01:34:42,982 Bloody miracle. 2237 01:34:47,253 --> 01:34:48,822 Are we in Dover? 2238 01:34:50,857 --> 01:34:52,258 - That's right, sir. 2239 01:34:55,128 --> 01:34:57,197 - Break open this door. 2240 01:34:57,230 --> 01:34:59,065 - It's customs and excise property, sir. 2241 01:34:59,099 --> 01:35:01,968 - Break it open, private. 2242 01:35:02,002 --> 01:35:02,902 - Sir. 2243 01:35:09,809 --> 01:35:11,044 You sure you know what you're doing, sir? 2244 01:35:11,077 --> 01:35:12,879 - [Adam] There's something of mine in here. 2245 01:35:12,912 --> 01:35:15,348 At least it might still be here. 2246 01:35:25,258 --> 01:35:29,295 - [Ginger] So what brings you to sunny Platt Street? 2247 01:35:29,329 --> 01:35:32,766 - I just came to see you and the boy. 2248 01:35:34,000 --> 01:35:36,803 - I can't offer you much to drink. 2249 01:35:37,871 --> 01:35:41,174 And well done on all those medals. 2250 01:35:41,207 --> 01:35:43,576 If it hadn't been for my fallen arches. 2251 01:35:43,610 --> 01:35:44,310 My asthma. 2252 01:35:44,344 --> 01:35:45,779 - Absolutely. 2253 01:35:46,946 --> 01:35:48,248 - Tommy! 2254 01:35:48,281 --> 01:35:51,851 Turn that rattle off, come meet your godfather. 2255 01:35:51,885 --> 01:35:54,387 Sorry, we didn't ask your permission. 2256 01:35:54,421 --> 01:35:57,057 Nina didn't think you'd mind. 2257 01:36:01,361 --> 01:36:02,328 - Hello, Tommy. 2258 01:36:02,362 --> 01:36:04,064 I'm Adam. 2259 01:36:04,097 --> 01:36:05,331 - How do you do? 2260 01:36:06,199 --> 01:36:07,801 - How do you do? 2261 01:36:09,336 --> 01:36:11,304 Ginger, did they ever find Nina? 2262 01:36:11,338 --> 01:36:12,305 - Nina? 2263 01:36:12,339 --> 01:36:16,142 She's having a whale of time at the factory. 2264 01:36:16,176 --> 01:36:18,111 - She's alive? 2265 01:36:18,144 --> 01:36:19,879 - Of course she is. 2266 01:36:19,913 --> 01:36:22,282 - But I thought everyone at Shepheard's was killed? 2267 01:36:22,315 --> 01:36:25,051 - Oh, Nina was on night shift. 2268 01:36:25,085 --> 01:36:27,921 No, she'll be back later. 2269 01:36:27,954 --> 01:36:30,824 So war's been all right for some. 2270 01:36:33,326 --> 01:36:35,895 I'm going to be arrested. 2271 01:36:35,929 --> 01:36:37,063 - Arrested? 2272 01:36:37,097 --> 01:36:38,998 - Bloodiest thing. 2273 01:36:39,032 --> 01:36:40,166 Try and help people out. 2274 01:36:40,200 --> 01:36:41,935 A little petrol here. 2275 01:36:41,968 --> 01:36:44,637 Some of life's little luxury there. 2276 01:36:44,671 --> 01:36:46,206 I mean dash it, we all can't all be misery. 2277 01:36:46,239 --> 01:36:47,440 Anyway. 2278 01:36:47,474 --> 01:36:49,209 I've had everything confiscated and I'm gonna be arrested. 2279 01:36:49,242 --> 01:36:51,044 - Are you his old chap? 2280 01:36:51,077 --> 01:36:52,012 - Yes, Tommy, I am. 2281 01:36:52,045 --> 01:36:54,948 - [Ginger] It's all just so damnably unfair. 2282 01:36:54,981 --> 01:36:56,116 All right for some. 2283 01:36:56,149 --> 01:36:58,451 If I had just had some cash, I could make it to Ireland 2284 01:36:58,485 --> 01:37:00,286 and then over to America. 2285 01:37:00,320 --> 01:37:04,157 They appreciate people like me in the states. 2286 01:37:06,192 --> 01:37:07,394 - How much? 2287 01:37:07,427 --> 01:37:08,328 - Hmm? 2288 01:37:09,929 --> 01:37:11,431 - How much do you need? 2289 01:37:12,999 --> 01:37:16,036 - Well, a lot of people to sweeten on the way. 2290 01:37:16,069 --> 01:37:17,971 - How would 34,000 do? 2291 01:37:19,305 --> 01:37:20,874 - 34,000 pounds? 2292 01:37:21,441 --> 01:37:23,043 - And five. 2293 01:37:23,076 --> 01:37:26,446 I'll buy Nina and Tommy off you for 34,005. 2294 01:37:29,215 --> 01:37:32,185 - Haven't we done this before? 2295 01:37:32,218 --> 01:37:35,021 (serious music) 2296 01:37:46,433 --> 01:37:50,070 (air raid horns blaring) 2297 01:38:03,416 --> 01:38:06,052 - 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17. 2298 01:38:16,196 --> 01:38:21,201 (air raid horns blaring) (dog barking) 2299 01:38:28,274 --> 01:38:29,175 - Ginger? 2300 01:38:32,412 --> 01:38:33,513 Are you drunk? 2301 01:38:43,256 --> 01:38:45,258 - Where as I, Ginger Littlejohn, 2302 01:38:45,291 --> 01:38:49,029 in consideration of the sum of 34,005 pounds, 2303 01:38:49,062 --> 01:38:50,530 do relinquish all claims on my wife, 2304 01:38:50,563 --> 01:38:54,200 Nina Littlejohn and son, Thomas Edward. 2305 01:38:54,234 --> 01:38:56,302 Signed, Ginger Littlejohn. 2306 01:38:58,104 --> 01:39:00,140 - Have I been sold again? 2307 01:39:02,142 --> 01:39:04,344 - Do you mind, terribly? 2308 01:39:04,377 --> 01:39:07,147 - Have we any money left? 2309 01:39:07,180 --> 01:39:08,281 - None at all. 2310 01:39:11,451 --> 01:39:12,352 - Oh. 2311 01:39:34,341 --> 01:39:39,346 ♪ The party's over now, the dawn is drawing very nigh ♪ 2312 01:39:42,182 --> 01:39:47,187 ♪ The candles gutter, the starlight leaves the sky ♪ 2313 01:39:52,559 --> 01:39:57,564 ♪ It's time for little girls and boys, to hurry home to bed ♪ 2314 01:40:00,233 --> 01:40:05,238 ♪ For there's a new day, waiting just ahead ♪ 2315 01:40:10,643 --> 01:40:12,412 ♪ Life is sweet 2316 01:40:12,445 --> 01:40:14,280 ♪ But time is fleet 2317 01:40:14,314 --> 01:40:18,318 ♪ Beneath the magic of the moon ♪ 2318 01:40:18,351 --> 01:40:20,353 ♪ Dancing time 2319 01:40:20,387 --> 01:40:22,155 ♪ May seem sublime 2320 01:40:22,188 --> 01:40:26,693 ♪ But it ended all too soon 2321 01:40:26,726 --> 01:40:28,862 ♪ The thrill has gone 2322 01:40:28,895 --> 01:40:31,164 ♪ To linger on 2323 01:40:31,197 --> 01:40:35,301 ♪ Would spoil it anyhow 2324 01:40:35,335 --> 01:40:38,204 ♪ Let's creep away 2325 01:40:38,238 --> 01:40:39,439 ♪ From the day 2326 01:40:39,472 --> 01:40:43,243 ♪ For the party is over now 2327 01:40:51,551 --> 01:40:53,253 ♪ One, two, one, two three 2328 01:40:53,286 --> 01:40:56,122 (big band music) 2329 01:42:16,770 --> 01:42:19,572 (serious music) 2330 01:43:31,644 --> 01:43:34,280 (jazz music) 2331 01:44:49,622 --> 01:44:52,559 ♪ Ain't no flies on the lamb of God ♪ 2332 01:44:52,592 --> 01:44:55,695 ♪ He's smarter than a whip 2333 01:44:55,729 --> 01:44:58,732 ♪ He rules us all with an iron rod ♪ 2334 01:44:58,765 --> 01:45:02,535 ♪ In his firm and tender grip 2335 01:45:02,569 --> 01:45:07,574 ♪ Jesus, Jesus, fly me to the sky ♪ 2336 01:45:09,476 --> 01:45:14,481 ♪ Lead us, lead us, Jesus you're our guy ♪ 2337 01:45:15,749 --> 01:45:19,419 ♪ So don't you mess with the Lord of hosts ♪ 2338 01:45:19,452 --> 01:45:22,789 ♪ Or take him for a sap 2339 01:45:22,822 --> 01:45:26,393 ♪ The Lord ain't suckered by no white old horse ♪ 2340 01:45:26,426 --> 01:45:29,863 ♪ Because the Lord don't take no crap ♪ 2341 01:45:29,896 --> 01:45:34,901 ♪ Jesus, Jesus, fly me to the sky ♪ 2342 01:45:36,870 --> 01:45:41,641 ♪ Lead us, lead us, Jesus you're our guy ♪ 2343 01:45:42,976 --> 01:45:47,914 ♪ Oh hear me, Jesus, seize us on a Demon's stand ♪ 2344 01:45:49,716 --> 01:45:54,721 ♪ Believe me, feed us, feed us, Jesus you're the champ ♪